Joke Of The Week

Joe has a broken leg. Mike comes over and asks, "How you doin', Joe?" Joe says, "Do me a favor: Run upstairs and get my slippers." Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe's gorgeous 19-year old twin daughters. He says, "Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you." One girl replies, "Get out of her. Prove it" Mike shouts downstairs, "Hey, Joe, both of 'em?" Joe shouts back, "Of course, both of 'em! What's the point of fuckin' one?"