The last battle was very evenly matched but The Count came out victorious once again. Oscar's plan of using his garbage can as armor backfired because The Count took it and beat him with it. Let's move onto the next round.
Ernie
vs
Cookie Monster
PTM: I am going to keep your minds sharp before the match. We are going to play a word association game. I say a word and you tell me the first word that pops into your head. Ernie, you will go first. Are you ready
Ernie: Yes, fire away.
PTM: The first word is yellow
Ernie: Rubber Duckie
PTM: Pink
Ernie: Taco
PTM: Aardvark
Ernie: Allergic
PTM: Bert
Ernie: Hunk
PTM: Hard
Ernie: Pickle
PTM: Interesting answers Ernie. You might want to see a therapist. Cookie Monster it’s your turn. You ready?
Cookie Monster: Let’s do it.
PTM: Your first word is dough.
Cookie Monster: Cookie
PTM: Cactus
Cookie Monster: Cookie
PTM: Tire
Cookie Monster: Cookie
PTM: Ok, I can see where this is going. You can’t answer every word with cookie. I know that you love cookies but that can’t be the only thing on your mind. Let’s try again. The word is sunburn.
Cookie Monster: Ice cream
PTM: Diamond
Cookie Monster: Chocolate
PTM: Cookie
Cookie Monster: Orgasm
PTM: I think you have an addiction Cookie Monster, you might want to get some treatment for that. Now that your minds are focused, let's battle!!
Cast your vote for Ernie or Cookie Monster and don't let the rubber duckie sway your vote in any way. Polls will close on Friday at 11:59 pm. The final battle will be on Monday so bring popcorn.
20 comments:
Totally cookie monster. He is blue, fuzzy and is going to kick Ernies butt (although I fear Ernie may enjoy that)
Cookie Monster will walk it, he is totally focussed.
Float like a cookie, sting like a cookie. Go cookie monster!!
COOKIE MONSTER!!!!
I spent my early years pretending to be cookie monster, befriending other cookie monsters...
COOKIE!!!
That Cookie Monster's batshit crazy. And a junkie with withdrawal symptoms.
Ernie doesn't stand a chance.
Orgasm = cookie gets my vote for Cookie Monster.
Cookie Monster!
This is a hard one, but I'm going to have to go Cookie Monster.
Well, poo! If Oscar isn't in this running, I'll go with Cookie Monster, but I'd rather have Oscar.
go cookie monster, go!
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All Ernie has to do is distract Cookie Monster with a plate of the hottest, freshest chocolate chip cookies, and it's all over for our blue, furry friend. Ernie wins this one because of Cookie Monster's sweet tooth/Achille's heel.
Cookie Monster beat the crap out of Ernie!! With a cookie in one hand.
Ernie is too big of a sissy I think. Cookie tells it like it is. Cookie!!!! How can you not like him when he enjoys cookies as much as I do?
I refuse to participate in any competition where Ernie comes out on top of Bert. It's all a sham. It's how the 'man' gives us a bs happy ending that keeps us consuming.
C is for Cookie. He's good enough for me.
Ernie because the cookie monster will steal all the cookies and leave none for me and I am important and I want the cookies............
Cookie Monster all the way!! Cookie=orgasm always wins.
I have to go with Cookie Monster. We're in the same 12-step group and I let him nibble my cookie. No, it's not like that. Or is it?
xoRobyn
Cookie Monster, No contest.
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