Monday, July 18, 2011

Battle of Sesame Street: Semi Finals Round 2


The last battle was very evenly matched but The Count came out victorious once again. Oscar's plan of using his garbage can as armor backfired because The Count took it and beat him with it. Let's move onto the next round.



 Ernie
vs
Cookie Monster




PTM: I am going to keep your minds sharp before the match. We are going to play a word association game. I say a word and you tell me the first word that pops into your head. Ernie, you will go first. Are you ready

Ernie: Yes, fire away.

PTM: The first word is yellow

Ernie: Rubber Duckie

PTM: Pink

Ernie: Taco

PTM: Aardvark

Ernie: Allergic

PTM: Bert

Ernie: Hunk

PTM: Hard

Ernie: Pickle

PTM: Interesting answers Ernie. You might want to see a therapist. Cookie Monster it’s your turn. You ready?

Cookie Monster: Let’s do it.

PTM: Your first word is dough.

Cookie Monster: Cookie

PTM: Cactus

Cookie Monster: Cookie

PTM: Tire

Cookie Monster: Cookie

PTM: Ok, I can see where this is going. You can’t answer every word with cookie. I know that you love cookies but that can’t be the only thing on your mind. Let’s try again. The word is sunburn.

Cookie Monster: Ice cream

PTM: Diamond

Cookie Monster: Chocolate

PTM: Cookie

Cookie Monster: Orgasm

PTM: I think you have an addiction Cookie Monster, you might want to get some treatment for that. Now that your minds are focused, let's battle!!


Cast your vote for Ernie or Cookie Monster and don't let the rubber duckie sway your vote in any way. Polls will close on Friday at 11:59 pm. The final battle will be on Monday so bring popcorn.



20 comments:

Mynx said...

Totally cookie monster. He is blue, fuzzy and is going to kick Ernies butt (although I fear Ernie may enjoy that)

Tony Van Helsing said...

Cookie Monster will walk it, he is totally focussed.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Float like a cookie, sting like a cookie. Go cookie monster!!

Hart Johnson said...

COOKIE MONSTER!!!!

I spent my early years pretending to be cookie monster, befriending other cookie monsters...

COOKIE!!!

Joshua said...

That Cookie Monster's batshit crazy. And a junkie with withdrawal symptoms.

Ernie doesn't stand a chance.

Oilfield Trash said...

Orgasm = cookie gets my vote for Cookie Monster.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Cookie Monster!

Baby Sister said...

This is a hard one, but I'm going to have to go Cookie Monster.

Ms. A said...

Well, poo! If Oscar isn't in this running, I'll go with Cookie Monster, but I'd rather have Oscar.

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Jeffrey Beesler said...

All Ernie has to do is distract Cookie Monster with a plate of the hottest, freshest chocolate chip cookies, and it's all over for our blue, furry friend. Ernie wins this one because of Cookie Monster's sweet tooth/Achille's heel.

Stace said...

Cookie Monster beat the crap out of Ernie!! With a cookie in one hand.

Bouncin' Barb said...

Ernie is too big of a sissy I think. Cookie tells it like it is. Cookie!!!! How can you not like him when he enjoys cookies as much as I do?

Kal said...

I refuse to participate in any competition where Ernie comes out on top of Bert. It's all a sham. It's how the 'man' gives us a bs happy ending that keeps us consuming.

Cheeseboy said...

C is for Cookie. He's good enough for me.

Jo-Anne Rambling said...

Ernie because the cookie monster will steal all the cookies and leave none for me and I am important and I want the cookies............

Jewels said...

Cookie Monster all the way!! Cookie=orgasm always wins.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I have to go with Cookie Monster. We're in the same 12-step group and I let him nibble my cookie. No, it's not like that. Or is it?
xoRobyn

LoneIslander said...

Cookie Monster, No contest.

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