Have you noticed that everything has bacon in it now? Here is a list of foods that you might see bacon in soon. Keep a look out next time you are at the grocery store.
Cereal – Instead of Cap’n Crunch Berries there will be tiny bacon balls.
Yogurt – Dannon will be unveiling a new line called ‘bacon on the bottom’.
Toothpaste – Nothing like the fresh breath of bacon without having to eat it.
Butter – Why not a spreadable bacon?
Bagels – Bacon, egg and cheese will be easier to make without the hassle of cooking the bacon.
Soda – I heard a rumor that Pepsi is tinkering with the idea.
Chicken – Scientists are crossbreeding pigs and chickens to create chigs (or pickens, they haven’t decided on the name yet) KFC’s stock will jump tremendously.
Ketchup – I’m going to patent this one. Sound delicious.
Maple Syrup – If we can flavor it with fruit why not bacon? Coming soon to your local IHOP.
Peanut Butter – Why hasn’t anyone thought of it before? I want some now!!
Coffee – I add salt instead of sugar anyway.
Cookies – Chocolate chip and bacon Chips Ahoy coming soon.
Cough Drops – Ever just suck on a piece of bacon for an hour? Mmmm
Pickled Bacon – If they can pickle pig’s feet, why not bacon?