Any who, this got me thinking about the prizes that are usually in these machines. Normally they are filled with stuffed animals or candy that you rarely win. I would fill the game with random weird prizes that you would win most of the time. Fun for the whole family.
Random Claw Game Prizes
Already chewed wad of gum
Anal beads
K-cup coffee pods
Brand new diaper
Naked Barbie
Very ripe banana
Single serve box of cereal
Slinky
Light bulb
Frozen meatloaf
Travel sized shampoo
Jar of pickles
Set of billiard balls
Dentures
Heads of stuffed animals
Live lobster
Edible underwear
Open box of condoms
Garden gnomes
Plate of mashed potatoes
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Yes, all weird prizes to win.
Why do I fell these are your secret wishes actually? :) Would be nice to hear why'd you'd like anal beads or naked barbie :) Freud has spoken!
What? No bottle filled with air? Enjoy those beads.
Imagine the kid's surprise when he gets the live lobster and tries to cuddle it?
Oh all good prizes but what about dildos? Flea collars, dirty diapers, book on math, Mein Kampf, trump doll complete with fly away hair
Great prizes indeed! My son is a master of claw machines. He'd probably go for the dentures.
Hmmm, I wouldn't mind winning the set of pool balls. Ours are getting kinda old...
Funniest thing I ever observed with a claw machine: A local restaurant used to have a claw machine stocked with lobsters. It cost a buck to play and any customers who snagged one of those lobsters would get it cooked for free. We watched a couple of guys in there one night drop well over a hundred bucks into that machine! They never DID snag one, but it would've been sooooo much easier just to pay for a darned lobster dinner...
So you filled it with stuff lying around the house, did you?
Weird.
When I played the claw game in that guy's basement, all he HAD were anal beads.
I think I'd aim for the dentures. The prize seems like it'd have a real bite to it.
See, the arcade over here has it right--a claw game filled with Tootie-Frooties and a "play until you win" design. It certainly makes me more willing to part with my quarters for those. The bigger games? Nuh-uh. Sorry kids, keep walking.
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