Monday, July 8, 2019

Where are they now? - Six Flags Old Man


Once in a while there will be an exciting spokesperson or mascot for a company that we all fall in love with, then suddenly they disappear and we forget about them. 

I have done previously posts about The Dunkin' Donuts "Time to make the donuts" guy and Wendy's "where's the beef" lady. Today, I am going to discuss the whereabouts of Danny Teeson, the Six Flags Old Man.

If you don't know who I am talking about then watch the Youtube clip. Okay even if you know who I am talking about you can watch the clip.



We all loved the Old Man (Danny Teeson) when he first appeared in the Six Flags commercials. He sure had the right kind of spunk and that tune was annoyingly catchy. 

Have you ever wondered what happened to him? Or maybe you just didn't realize he was gone. I did some research and found out some interesting tidbits. He is not really an old man. He is 22 years old and suffers from HGPS (Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome) which is the rare disease that ages your body very rapidly. He has the body of a 91 year old man now.

I was visiting my Gamma in her assisted living community and I spotted him across the room eating tapioca pudding. I knew I recognized him but couldn't put my finger on it. After chatting with my Gam Gam I found out that she was having an affair with him and told me all about his disease. Even though he looks 91, he has the sex drive of an 18 year old. My Gamma is such a slut. 

I tried talking to him but he has a body guard. I attempted to get his attention by playing the Six Flags commercial on my phone. That was a terrible idea. The body guard snatched my phone and smashed it against the wall. So I stabbed him. I have to appear in court in 3 months, I am facing criminal assault charges. Any one know a good lawyer?





11 comments:

Birgit said...

Betty White is pissed! That old man was really creepy and I hated that guy but then I realized he was actually Brad Pitt when he was Benjamin Button so your Gamma knew what she was doing"

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Your grandmother better be getting something more than sex on the side.
I confess, I have never seen that commercial. Then again, I've never lived near a Six Flags.

Liz A. said...

Yeah, playing things on your phone for people who are ignoring you, not a good idea. But it looks like you skipped over the stalking thing nicely. Well, maybe you could have done that better.

Al Penwasser said...

But, the most important thing...I love tapioca.

Adam said...

We had a teacher that looked a lot like him.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I do know some good lawyers, but I'm keeping those names a secret. You deserve hard time for stabbing an old 18 year old man who likes tapioca pudding. You're merciless.

Pat Hatt said...

Gamma sure knows how to take advantage. Maybe more so now that you stabbed the bodyguard and got him out of the way.

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

I hear Acosta may be available soon. I don't know how good of a lawyer he is, but he could probably wrangle you a light sentence... :)

Janie Junebug said...

I have no memory of the Six Flags Guy, but I'm probably older than Gamma. Maybe I should move into an assisted living facility. I could use the help, and I might find a nice man. I love a good affair.

Love,
Janie

Tanza Erlambang said...

secret agreement for free with lawyer such as Acosta

Kelly Steel said...

He does sound scary and creepy!