You decided if these are real phobias or made up crap from the inner nether regions of my brain.
- Fear of your shoelaces being untied
- Fear of otters
- Fear of eating calamari because the suction cups on the tentacles might get stuck in your throat
- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
- Fear of phobias
- Fear of running into Carrot Top in real life
- Fear of tipping too much at a restaurant
- Fear of monsters biting your toes while you are sleeping
- Fear of a megalodon not being extinct
- Fear of opening your eyes
- Fear of somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you
- Fear of not having phone service
- Fear of the McRib never coming back
- Fear of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny having sex
- Fear of shadows
- Fear of getting an erection while going to the doctor
- Fear of getting bit by a Zombie
- Fear of running out of ketchup
- Fear of string
- Fear of wind
- Fear of having a baby with Snooki
- Fear of clowns
- Fear of horses dressed up as cows
- Fear of O.J. Simpson being innocent
- Fear of ghosts using your toothbrush
- Crap - I suffer from this on roller coasters and stuff.
- Real - Lutraphobia
- Crap - my wife suffers from it.
- Real - Arachibutyrophobia
- True - Phobophobia
- Crap - That hair is very scary
- Crap - Before cell phones were invented when math was done in your head.
- Crap - We all had this as a kid and I still suffer from it.
- Crap - There is still one out there. Shark week wouldn't lie to me.
- Real - Optophobia
- Crap - I know it can see me.
- Real - Nomophobia
- Crap - Feels real.
- Crap - Just imagine it and be afraid.
- Real - Sciophobia
- Crap - Every guy's worst nightmare.
- Crap - May be real in the future.
- Crap - Always have a back-up!!!
- Real - Linonophobia
- Real - Ancraophobia
- Crap - I might need counseling.
- Real - Coulrophobia
- Crap - This one is my favorite.
- Crap - Controversial!!
- Crap - But ghosts don't have teeth, do they?
12 comments:
I'm afraid people are afraid of way too many things. :)
People scare me
I'd be afraid of being in the same room with Snookie.
Fear of Snooki having a baby with Carrot Top...yikes!
Did I see Carrot Top somewhere...? I think I might have. As scary as you'd think.
I've never been scared of tipping too much. Want to always get a good table? Tip a server a ridiculous amount. They'll remember you and give you great service forever afterwards.
I KNEW the fear of no phone service was real. The horror. What would kids do if they were dumped in the 80's and had to deal with pay phones? (I think it would be hilarious to find out.)
Haha. You didn't pay Betty yet? Dude, she ain't getting any younger.
#26. Fear of Betty White's revenge. (That's crap. But maybe it's true. I'd be scared.)
But monsters do bite my toes.
Love,
Janie
I'm afraid of thunderstorms. returned the compliament you paid me by visiting my blog. A big thank you from your latest follower.
Yvonne.
I actually fear my proctologist using my toothbrush.
To check my prostate.
Or his.
This was hugely entertaining but I wish you hadn't put in Number 14. I've never thought of it and now that I've thought it I can't unthink it.
Number 18..... oh no! But how am I going to eat my grilled cheese now????
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