Monday, January 7, 2013
Do you ever read the warning labels on products? Here are some you probably missed.
Microwave - Radiation may cause infertility, cancer or superhuman abilities.
Plastic Fruit - Don't attempt to eat, you fucking dumb-ass, it's plastic!!
Planter's Peanuts - Allergy Warning: May contain traces of peanuts.
Antifreeze - Do not attempt to defrost your meat with this product.
Toaster - Do not use product while taking a bath.
Crest Toothpaste - May cause gingivitis.
Cinnabon - Will most likely cause Diabetes.
Trojan Condoms - Wear two if you think she has the clap.
Chapstick - Highly addictive, may lead to intravenous drug use.
Axe Body Spray - Contains a 3% chance of getting you laid.
Craftsman Power Drill - Not recommended to use for home dentistry.
John Deere Tractor - Frequent use may lead to hillbillyism.
Always Tampons with wings - Not designed for real flight.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 7:30 AM