Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Battle of the .......


It's back!!! No, not the McRib, that's only available in Mongolia now. It's been a year and a half since a battle has been fought on this blog. It is time to bring back the fun and games. Get ready for the start of The Battle of the Fast Food Mascots!!! The rules are simple; 8 mascots will go head to head until there is only one left standing or kneeling or sitting in a rocking chair or whatever the case may be. Each week 2 mascots will duel against each other and the winner will move onto the next round. There will be 4 beginning rounds then 2 semi final rounds and then the final battle to crown the winner. I will have a poll on the left side of the blog to tally the scores.

But first YOU have to decide who you want to see in the ring. I present you with 12 fast food chains accompanied by their respective mascot (some may be retired but they came back to do battle). You must pick 8 out of the 12 you want to see duke it out. There is a voting poll on the left side of the blog. You are welcome to leave a fascinating comment but please cast your vote by using the poll box. Remember to pick only 8. Picking less or more will result in a hitman coming to your house and killing your goldfish.

If you have never experienced a battle here on Just the Cheese. I highly recommend clicking HERE to check one out. You won't regret it. Go ask Rawknrobyn or Alex J. Cavanaugh, they will back me up on this. At least I hope they will or that $50 I bribed them with is going to waste.

The Mascots:

Mcdonald's - Ronald Mcdonald
Wendy's - Wendy
Burger King - The King
Jack in the Box - Jack
Taco Bell - Chihuahua
KFC - Colonel Sanders
Bobs Big Boy - Big Boy
Subway - Jared
Little Caesar's -Pizza Pizza Guy
Chick-Fil-A - The Cow
Long John Silver's - The Pirate
Carl's Jr. - The Star

16 comments:

Mark said...

And that's me voted and looking forward to the actual fights. I think you need to keep Ronald and The King separate for a while. It's not tournament style though, so it's not like you can put them in separate brackets.

Keetha Broyles said...

I voted.

Never heard of "Carl's Jr." before. Don't think we have those in the midwest.

Adam said...

I forgot all about Jared

Baby Sister said...

So, since I don't have any goldfish, I'm safe, right?

Pat Tillett said...

That should be a major food fight. condiments everywhere!
@Keetha-I think it's called Hardee's in most of the U.S.

Birgit said...

OK I voted and love the Chihuahua but have a feeling he is already part of finger licking good-Can't trust Col. Sannders

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Voted, sir!

Chuck said...

I'm in. I think the Little Caesar's guy with the spear is a dark horse.

The odds on favorite at my bookie, is Jack...I mean come on, he escaped the wiener dog lasers for crying out loud! Going of at 2-1

A Beer For The Shower said...

I voted and I'm happy with who I voted for. Honestly, I don't care so much who wins, I just want to see Jared get his ass handed to him.

Tony Van Helsing said...

My money is on The Colonel. He's ex-military and bound to beat the shite out of the rest of them.

W.C.Camp said...

Wow finally an election which I can get excited about!!! - P.S. I am not biased but 'GO JACK!!!' W.C.C.

Francis Lee said...

Most of these I know but some are not known.

C. Lee McKenzie said...

Voted here! Let the battle begin.

Sherry Ellis said...

Fun! (Although I've never heard of Carl's Jr.)

T. Roger Thomas said...

Since my favorite, the Hamburgular, is already out, I will give my vote to Jack.

Vapid Vixen said...

What the hell? This sounds like an absolute colossal waste of time.

Count me in.