Monday, January 21, 2013
I mailed out a questionnaire to a bunch of random celebrities. Surprisingly, a lot of people responded to it. Here are some answers I picked.
I asked: What is your favorite dinosaur?
Larry King wrote: My Uncle Brontosaurus.
Snooki wrote: A Birdadactyl.
Snoop Dogg wrote: A Velici-rap-tor.
I asked: How do you feel about Immigration?
John Leguizamo wrote: If the INS is asking, I'm on vacation in Mexico.
Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote: It's not a tumor!
Dick Cheney wrote: Ask my shotgun.
I asked: If you were stranded on a deserted island what one possession would you want with you?
Bill Cosby wrote: Jell-O pudding pops.
Jennifer Aniston wrote: The mold that I made of Brad Pitt's penis.
Flavor Flav wrote: A sundial
I asked: What one word comes to mind to describe Barack Obama?
Conan O'brien wrote: Black
Lisa Lampanelli wrote: Sexy.
Mitt Romney wrote: Asshole.
I asked: What is you most embarrassing story?
Al Roker wrote: I have shit my pants at the White House, the Waffle House and the McDonalds Play House.
Katie Holmes wrote: I married Tom Cruise thinking he was straight.
Richard Gere wrote: Let's just say it involved a gerbil, a condom, some peanut butter and lots of K-Y.
I asked: What one celebrity have you always wanted to sleep with?
Tom Arnold wrote: The Olsen twins when they were still on Full House
John Travolta wrote: Myself.
Rosie O'donnell wrote: Oprah Winfrey and Dr. Phil in a three way.
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