Thursday, December 20, 2012

Choose Your Own Apocalypse Blogfest






For complete rules and naked pictures of Richard Nixon, go HERE. There have been so many blogfests, bloghops and other blog related things to participate in, it is hard to keep up. I know about 83% of you didn't click the link to read the rules and background for this blogfest, so I will sum it up in a few words. Basically, how does the world end? 

How I think the Apocalypse will happen:

A crazed fan will somehow clone Justin Bieber but something goes terrible wrong (besides the fact that the fan cloned him). The cloning machine goes haywire and continues to clone Justin Bieber. No one can stop it, not even the scientist that invented the cloning device. Hundreds, then thousands, then millions of Biebers wander the streets. They invade stores, peoples homes and make their way to other countries. The worst part is all they do is sing "oh baby," over and over again. 

Nobody knows what to do. The leaders of every country get together and a decision is made. The only option is mass murder and suicide. Every human on Earth that is not Justin Bieber commits suicide. For those unable to do it themselves such as children, coma patients and the elderly, they are murdered first. I, Powdered Toast Man only survive to write down the events and then I take my own life. Millions of Justin Biebers are left to roam Earth by themselves. God help any extra terrestrials that land on Earth. 

This blogfest is hosted by Chuck over at Apocalypse Now and Shannon over at The Warrior Muse. Join in on the fun or be a bum, either way. 

20 comments:

Ms. A said...

That's definitely apocalyptic!

Shannon Lawrence said...

Worst. Death. Ever!!! Not Biebers! Are they yuppie Biebers or G Biebers?

Thanks for participating!

Shannon at The Warrior Muse

Mark said...

Okay that does sound like one of the worst deaths ever. Lord I hope that doesn't come to pass.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

That is hilarious - and horrific! You stole my cloning apocalypse, PTM. At least mine ends better...

L. Diane Wolfe said...

That's a nightmare of epic proportions!

Jolie du Pre said...

There's just no love for the Bieb.

Precious Monsters

David P. King said...

Oh no! This has to be the worse end of the world scenario yet! I'm running for high ground, now. :)

Milo James Fowler said...

Absolutely horrifying -- the Biebpocalypse cometh!

Jeremy [Retro-Z] said...

Cloning... I am truly afraid. Musically and mentally.

Did we make it?
My link is dead, I ask again did we make it?
[Visit my post for that to make sense]

Great end of the world post!!
Jeremy [Retro]
Oh No, Let's Go... Crazy

Leslie said...

I'm in the suicide lines right now. Rumor has it 100 Biebers have just driven into our town

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

That's the worst case scenario I've read today. God help us all.

xoRobyn

Chuck said...

If the your cloned Biebers hookup with Alex's cloned Kates...wholly crap Batman!!!

Now I can't sleep.

PTM, thanks for playing!

Chuck

Patricia Lynne said...

o.O That is horrifying. LOL

Nancy Thompson said...

You aren't the only one to imagine a Bieber-pocalypse! It is a rather dismal death. OY!

Guilie said...

How horrible! Yep, I wouldn't want to live in a world like this either :) Great post!

baygirl32 said...

Millions of beibers - NO THANK YOU!

Sue H said...

I like Chuck's comment! ;-)

As I've so far managed to avoid Beiber-contact (hand-on-heart I've never listened to him!) an apocalypse of multiple-B's would be doubly disconcerting for me! ;-p

SueH (I Refuse To Go Quietly!)

A Beer For The Shower said...

An earth full of scrawny, arrogant white kids that think they're black sometimes and sing shitty pop music? I think you just described the deepest layer of hell. Utterly chilling.

Pat Tillett said...

I wouldn't want to live in that world...
I'll be back soon to catch up!

Baby Sister said...

Oh, no thank you!! I would gladly kill myself for that.