Wednesday, December 5, 2012
I'm sure we have all seen the awesome movie Zombieland (and if not, go rent it right now and then come back and finish reading and preferably write a kick-ass comment). And we all know now that there are rules in surviving a Zombie Apocalypse if you are a living human. But what about the Zombies? Who is on their side? Well, in case you fall victim to a Zombie bite, here are some survival tips.
Survival Tips - If you are a Zombie
#3 - Wear protective headgear at all times. The living will be targeting your brain, keep it safe.
#11 - Make your home in the woods. Less people to bother you and more assortment of food.
#16 - If you are going to wander, travel in a large pack of at least 20.
#17 - Make it your #1 goal to eat Snooki.
#24 - Pick up your feet when you walk, dragging your feet is a dead giveaway that you are a Zombie.
#45 - Eat plenty of fiber.
#51 - Hunt children, they are less likely to attack.
#79 - Don't eat Pop Rocks and drink a Coke at the same time.
#88 - Cover up any scars, loss of flesh or missing limbs.
#92 - Don't be fooled, Rob Zombie is not your friend.
#99 - Learn some pointers by watching The Walking Dead.
For more survival tips, buy the book.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 12:44 AM