Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Does Santa have sex?

This post is 98.4% fat free. I am going light today. I was trying to figure out what to write when my blogger buddy Rawknrobyn over at Life by Chocolate told me she was reposting a holiday post featuring myself, Rawknrobyn and The Invisible Seductress. I will share the link and give a brief synopsis of the post but I have a quick announcement. Most people make a big deal about hitting milestones, I might be one of those people.

I earned my 300th follower yesterday (or today, I really don't know) and I have posted over 600 posts. That has to count for something right? I believe I receive a pie of my choosing from the 300th follower. That blogger is Elsie Write. I would like you to mix an apple pie with a blueberry pie. You have one week to deliver it. Thank you.

Back to the awesome post I helped with on Life by Chocolate back in 2010. It is about Mr and Mrs. Claus, some alcoholism, infidelity and elf sex. Intrigued? I thought you would be. I play the part of Mr. Claus.
 Go HERE and enjoy. Go already. Stop reading this and read that post. You never listen to me. LINK


Keetha Broyles said...

I think it counts for A LOT!

I started blogging in June of 2006, I've made 2132 posts and I still only have 281 followers. So yah, I think you deserve the pie.

I'm just glad I don't have to make and send it.


Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Hey, where'd the elf sex come in? Ewww.

Congratulations on 300. That's awesome.

Elsie, don't worry about the pie. Just keep telling him "It's on the way." I've been doing it for years; he buys it every time.


DWei said...

Most of my followers are dead. It's better to have 300 live bloggers than ~500 dead ones.

Mark said...

Well hitting 300 followers is pretty cool, and Elsie just might make you something. Santa does have sex, but most people don't like admitting who he's making the sexy times with. I mean, he sees kids when they're sleeping, and he knows when they're awake? He visits once a year and gives them gifts? Sounds just like a creepy uncle to me.

Adam said...

I agree with Dwei

Tami Von Zalez said...

It IS cool - congrats on the 300!

DWei MML - 500 dead ones *giggles*


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Congratulations!! No idea how many posts I've written, just followers.
Are you going to share your pie?
And read Robyn's post this morning.

A Beer for the Shower said...

We've made just over 200 posts, and about 100 of those were readable! How cool is that! Also, yes, many followers are just empty calories, but it's great for bragging rights. My e-peen is looking pretty monstrous these days.

Grumpy me said...

Of course Santa has sex. Until I stole his pimped up sleigh and took Mrs Santa for a spin... Wait, that was a nightmare.

Baby Sister said...

Congrats on the numbers!!