Thursday, December 6, 2012

"And You Are...? Blog Hopamajig



It's one of those things that people do. I think I am suppose to answer some questions and then give some blood. I forget exactly what goes on.

1. How many speeding tickets have you gotten?Zero. Once I reach 88 MPH the cops can't even find me.
(P.S. Back to the Future reference if you aren't a nerd)
2. Can you pitch a tent?

Only with my pajama pants in the morning.

3. What was your worst vacation ever?

This one time at band camp.....

4. What was the last thing you bought over $100?

A baby, I got a great deal on the Black Market.

5. We're handing you the keys to what?

The piano that I am building. 

6. What was the last meal you cooked that made even you sick?

That time I added Ipecac to my chicken noodle soup.

7. Fill in the blank: Oh my gosh! Becky, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like a ..

Woman with a giant ass that Sir Mixalot would make a song about.

8. What was your first car?

Barbie's Corvette and man was it fast.


9. Your best friend falls and gets hurt. Do you ask if he/she's okay or laugh first?

I have a best friend? Who?

10. What's the worst song ever?

The next song Justin Bieber writes. 


To participate in this Blog Hop, head on over to Emily R. King.


11 comments:

Keetha Broyles said...

"Hopamajig" - - - couldn't have said it better myself.

Mark said...

I think a lot of people had Barbie's cars as their first ones, and I wonder why they seem to forget this.

Adam said...

I never got a ticket either. I once got a warning for driving with the bright lights on.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You are so not right.
And I had fun times at band camp!

Bushman said...

Ipecac. Reminds me of the family guy episode. That would be a great prank to play on my family. Thanks!

Birgit said...

band camp? Like in American Pie??

Rhonda Albom said...

Keys for a piano? Black or white?

Blue Grumpster said...

The next song Bieber writes haha That's the best joke I heard all day. Oh... you were serious? Haha then it's still funny. ;)

Tamara said...

You should definitely win for most entertaining answers. :)

Tammy Theriault said...

too funny....wow...a baby huh?

Baby Sister said...

Could you build me a piano too? Nice answer for #10.