Friday, July 20, 2012
Many presidential candidates have had popular and inspiring campaign slogans. Most candidates go through many ideas before they commit to one. Here are some that never made it off the drawing board.
George W. Bush - "Hooked on Phonics worked for me"
Bill Clinton - "I support fat chicks"
George H. Bush - "My wife does not look like George Washington"
Richard M. Nixon - "You can call me Dick"
Abraham Lincoln - "Not only will I free the slaves but I will get rid of all these freaking' zombies too"
George Washington - "Wooden teeth for everybody!!"
Ulysses S. Grant - "Stop naming your sons Ulysses"
Herbert Hoover - "Time travel is our future"
Thomas Jefferson - "If you liked the last guy, you will love me"
Grover Cleveland - "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"
Theodore Roosevelt - "Prostitution will be legalized"
Barack Obama - "I'm not George W. Bush"
Woodrow Wilson - "Where's Waldo?"
Millard Fillmore - "We need to trust children more"
John F. Kennedy - "To answer your question, yes, I had sexual relations with Marilyn Monroe"
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