If you came here expecting my movie review post, it has been moved to next week. Here are the next set of weird laws of the U.S.
In Biddeford it is illegal to gamble at an airport. There was a problem with a guy guessing too many planes going down in flames.
In Freeport it is illegal to sell mercury thermometers. Too many kids think it's candy and cut their tongue on the thermometer trying to get to it.
In Rockville it is illegal to swim in public fountains. Probably because so many people pee in those things.
In Cumberland it is illegal to swear on a playground. How am I suppose to express myself when I want to use the slide?
It is illegal to serve beer to hospital patients. Are they talking about in the hospital or at the bar? Cuz unless they are wearing their gown at the bar, I wouldn't know if they were a hospital patient.
It is against the law for shooting ranges to have targets that look like humans. I will just post my exes face on a target of a bear then.
It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday. All car sales people work part time as pastors and altar boys.
It is illegal to be drunk on a train. With a crane, heading to Tulane while eating chicken chow mein.
It is illegal to loiter near any structure or vehicle without the consent of the owner.What if I plan on stealing the car, do I need to give them a heads up?
In Minnetonka it is illegal to throw tacks, glass or nails onto a street or sidewalk. Dammit, that is how I celebrate 'step on something sharp day'.
It is illegal to seduce a woman by lying and promising to marry her. Mississippi must be filled with a lot of lesbians.
It is illegal to teach someone what polygamy is. Is that when you have sex with shapes?
In Perryville it is illegal to injure any bird within city limits. Big Bird better stay the fuck of of Perryville if he knows what's good for him.
It is illegal for a bar owner to let people drink on his premises between 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. That makes sense, that's when the vampires go to the bar and drink.