Stupid things people say....

Customer: YOU MADE MY BURGER WRONG! YOU PUT TOMATO ON IT!!! I AM VERY ALLERGIC TO TOMATO!

Wendy’s counter clerk: I am sorry, sir. I’ll make another burger for you and give you your money back. What would you like on your burger?

Customer: Just mustard and ketchup.

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George Bush: It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.

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Gwyneth Paltrow: I just think the more you can do to maximize your health while you’re alive the better.

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Alex Rodriguez: Therapy can be a good thing. It can be therapeutic.

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Game show host Bob Eubanks, questioning people on the street: What do you think about when you masticate?

Man: When I masticate—mostly girls.

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Reporter: Are we at war with Yugoslavia?

Secretary of Defense William Cohen: We’re certainly engaged in hostilities. We’re engaged in combat. Whether that measures up to, quote, a classic definition of war, I’m not qualified to say.