Friday, June 11, 2010

I'm Back!!

I have arrived back in New York from my vacation in Virginia Beach. It was a lot of fun. I have a lot to tell you about the trip and I haven't figured out how I'm going to do it. Maybe I will do day by day posts or something. I will figure out the details this weekend and post something about the trip on Monday and then go from there. I am a little sad now that vacation is over. I woke up this morning and realized I was in my own bed and not in the hotel room, fiddlesticks! Did anyone miss me while I was gone??

Now onto some business. You are all probably wondering who won the Game Show Host Battle or maybe you totally forgot about it and now you want to know. It was long and arduous to say the least but BOB BARKER managed to claim the throne (he does not actually get a throne, this is only a metaphor, at least I think it's a metaphor). Unfortunately right after being announced the winner, Bob was quickly arrested for sexual harassing Summer Sanders and for some reason Howie Mandel. Bob had nothing to say while being put into the police car, he only winked and made a gun with his thumb and forefinger and made a clicking noise with his mouth. He will probably make bail and we will await to see the trial. I hope he doesn't have to do time. I don't know if Bob can survive prison.

11 comments:

Nippy The Penguin said...

welcome back!

TS Hendrik said...

Welcome back! I was just thinking over that very fact earlier. About to go check if I missed you mentioning the winner and here I see this. Hooray for Bob!

baygirl32 said...

Welcome back!

The Invisible Seductress said...

Glad ta have ya back!!!! Glad you had fun!! But tell me what is this "vacation" I hear talk about? ****sigh****

margg. said...

welcome back :)

go bobbbb.

Chuck said...

Looking forward to the sordid tales from the vacay...glad you're back!

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Pat Tillett said...

Vacation? Just who do you think you are?

welcome back, but I'm sure you don't want to be back...

Farmers Wifey said...

Welcome back and bring on the holiday goss!

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Yes, yes, I missed you, PTM. While you were gone, all hell broke loose. Bob beat Chuck and was arrested for being himself. I wonder what the price of his bail will be, and if he'll over-bid.
xoRobyn

Ally said...

welcome back! can't wait to hear about your trip!

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

Welcome back sir.... Good thing you didn't make Bob a throne.... You probably would have used leather, and you know how much Bob loves him some PETA.... He just donated 2.5 million dollars!