Missed Connections

Have you ever wondered if the 'Missed Connections' on Craigslist ever get a response? Here are some real missed connections with responses that may or may not be real.
Alabama

Girl on bike near sloss- m4w- Why were you wearing so much clothing?

Dear stranger,

I am self conscience because I am covered with nipples.


Alaska

Our talk of fishing left me hooked - m4w - Okay, you blew my mind. Here is this gorgeous woman standing before me looking so breathtaking, in every way. I would have never guessed you had just come from a sleepless night of fishing. I hope I wasn't being too forward, but hope I was enough that you know I am more than a little impressed by you. I want to get to know you more, is that possible? I meant what I offered you. I know I shouldn't jump so fast after only a few meets and a couple of conversations, but I have a very strong feeling about you. After learning this other side of you today, I am left trying to find a way to express that being it is at your work. Would you strongly consider my offer? It would be a great opportunity for us both. See you soon gorgeous.
Dear Has-too-much-time-on-his-hands-thinking-up-clever-titles,

Dear Wears-too-much-cologne,

I did not think about your offer. I don't know why you would think I would want to add to your booger and ear wax collections. I lied about going fishing. I got really drunk and tried to swim with the dolphins.


Arizona

Pizza delivery guy 67th ave Bell - w4m- You work at that pizza place on 67th ave and Bell. You come to my work almost all the time for drinks. You're very sweet and good looking. I was flirting with you today hoping you'd ask for my number. You waved bye to me when you drove off. If you read this lets talk you probably think you dont have a chance but your wrong ;)

Dear Girl that thinks she's hot,

I only keep coming back because you keep giving me free drinks and who is going to pass up free cosmos? That was flirting? I thought you were doing your impression of Elmer Fudd. BTW I wasn't waving goodbye to you, I was waving at myself in the window, I am so hot.


Arkansas

HOT police officer working at the WH graduation - w4m- you were working at the WH graduation at the PB convention center. i could not take my eyes off of you. we met in the hallway and spoke. thought you were so cute, but couldnt tell if you had on a wedding band. Would love to know more. email me and tell me what you were wearing so i know its you.

Dear Moron,

Let's see, since I am a police officer, I wonder what I could have been wearing that day when we met? I'm going to say a nurse's uniform but I know I'm wrong. BTW I am not married but I should warn you about something before you get too interested. I have a tail.