Battle of the Game Show Hosts: Semi Finals: Round 2

Bob Barker showed no mercy for Marc Summers in last week's battle. Bob won 8 votes to 3. Marc hired Happy Gilmore to take out Bob with a chair but Bob was ready and knocked him out with some Plinko chips. After his loss Marc was forced to watch Freddy Got Fingered with live commentary from Tom Green for cheating.

The next battle is almost underway. This is the last battle before the final battle folks. Who will face Bob Barker? Okay there is the bell. Where is Chuck Woolery? I'm told he ate some bad fish tacos and has been in the bathroom for the past 15 minutes. While we are waiting let's talk with Pat Sajak.

Are you ready for this fight Pat?

I was born ready. I have a hypothetical question. Let's say I poisoned Chuck's tacos, would that be grounds for disqualification?

Most definitely Pat. That's rule number 23 in the rule book. Did you poison his tacos?

No, no, no. I was just curious..... I need to find that antidote.

What's that?

Ummm, nothing, never mind. (Pat runs off mumbling)

Ok, Chuck is finally out of the bathroom. He doesn't look so hot. Let's see if we can get a word before he enters the ring.

How you feeling Chuck?

Not to good. No more eating food I find on the floor.

I don't want to hear anymore. Go get in the ring.

Chuck Woolery
vs
Pat Sajak

Things you didn't know about Chuck:

- Cut and styled his mullet when he was younger
- Is allergic to bologna
- Doesn't know how to tie his shoes, he has to hire someone to do it
- Has a fear of dragonflies
- Used to buy his coke from Toucan Sam
- Has the 2 girls, 1 cup video on blu-ray
- Is one-sixteenth Smurf




Things you didn't know about Pat:

- Has never had chocolate ice cream
- Is in a band and plays the recorder
- Ate a whole box of Q-tips on a dare
- Contrary to popular belief, he coined the phrase "I pity the fool"
- Doesn't know who Abraham Lincoln is, never heard of the name before
- Was once married to a hermit crab for 7 hours
- Loves the band Hanson


Time to cast your vote. Make them count. The person you pick is going up against Bob Barker in the final round next Tuesday. Polls will close Sunday at 11:59 pm. No flash photography.

Trivia Corner Reboot #6 Answers

Congrats to Geof and Vikki for getting all 3 questions correct. I won't hold it against Geof for sending his answers out to every one in a mass email. However if it happens again he is banned from my blog (insert sarcasm here). On to the answers.

1) How frequently does the human stomach produce a new lining? (worth 2 points)

a) Every 3 hours
b) Every 3 days
c) Once every week
d) Once every month
e) Every 3 months
f) Ask John Goodman

2) Who was the first villain Superman faced when he made his movie debut in 1948? (worth 3 points)

Spider Lady. She appeared in the 15-episode Superman serial adventure.

3) What sexy male Hollywood heartthrob's middle name is Tiffany? (worth 5 points)

Richard Tiffany Gere

ONLY 4 MORE ROUNDS LEFT!!

Amy Adams or Jenna Fischer

I have recently watched some movies with Amy Adams and Jenna Fischer in them. I thought I was looking at the same person. To me they look alike. Can you tell them apart? In the two pics below, one of them is actress Amy Adams and the other is actress Jenna Fischer.

Who is who?








Did you figure it out? To help you with placing them in something you've seen, here are some things they've been in:

Amy Adams: Julie & Julia, Night at the Museum 2, Doubt, Sunshine Cleaning, Talladega Nights

Jenna Fischer: The Office, Walk Hard, Blades of Glory, Slither, Employee of the Month

Monday Minute Link up

I missed last week's Monday minute, so I made sure to check out The Daily Dose today.



1 - Do you *snort*?

No, which is odd because I'm one-eighth swine.

2 - Our friend, has a nickname and it's Daffy. What's your nickname?

I had a nickname is 5th grade, it was Skull because my last name is Scully. I'm known now as Hot Potato Number 9

3 - Do you know sign language?

No, but I always wanted to learn. I'm hoping that I can take a signing class at school. Where is Helen Keller when you need her?

4 - What's a sample convo from your hood?

Me: What you talkin' about Willis?
Willis: I said can you pass the broccoli?


5 - Do you sleep with electronic devices - i.e. laptop, Blackberry, iPhone, etc?

I turn my phone off when I go to sleep. My HAM radio and electric xylophone stay on though.

Trivia Corner Reboot #6

It's Monday and you know what that means......TRIVIA!!

RULES: I will only accept EMAILS, do not post your answers in a comment. Let everyone have a fair shot at guessing the answer. You are welcome to leave comments as long as you don't write any answers in there. Email answers to Reviewsyoucantuse@gmail.com No cheating!! Using the Internet takes the fun out of the game. Have fun!

You earn points for correct answers. They are tallied on the side bar (left side). The winner gets their very own blog post written about them by me. Just ask Asblackasobama about his prize, go ahead don't be shy. Actually read the trivia first, send in your answers then you can ask him.

1) How frequently does the human stomach produce a new lining? (worth 2 points)

a) Every 3 hours
b) Every 3 days
c) Once every week
d) Once every month
e) Every 3 months
f) Ask John Goodman

2) Who was the first villain Superman faced when he made his movie debut in 1948? (worth 3 points)

3) What sexy male Hollywood heartthrob's middle name is Tiffany? (worth 5 points)

Answers will post Tuesday morning. Get your points now!

Baloo vs Yogi Bear

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For a Friday post I thought we could have some fun by pitting two famous bears against each other. Fighting in today's battle is Baloo from TaleSpin and Yogi Bear from The Yogi Bear Show.

BALOO

PROS

* Can fly a plane without thumbs

* He's a bear and has a job as a pilot

* Once donated his entire paycheck to the starving munchkins of The Wizard of Oz

* Has a sidekick

* Can easily fight off air pirates

* He knows who killed JFK

CONS

* People have heard rumors about what goes on in the plane with Kit

* Crashes a lot

* Got expelled from school for downloading porn in the library

* Doesn't wear pants (which doesn't help the rumors)

* Thinks Paris Hilton is a good person

* Doesn't know how to read

YOGI BEAR

PROS

* Has a knack for stealing picnic baskets

* Has a sidekick

* Saved a litter of kittens from a burning hospital

* Snappy dresser

* Invented meat loaf

* Is tight with Yogi Berra

CONS

* Hangs out with a young bear, kinda creepy

* Goes #2 in the geyser holes in the park

* Gave the ranger an STD

* Doesn't have a steady job

* Doesn't pay child support to Kanga from Winnie the Pooh

* Has a severe gambling problem

My vote is for Baloo. I loved TaleSpin. Anybody play the NES game? Who do you think is the better bear?

Riddles are back!

I haven't posted any riddles in a long time. Here are some I recently stumbled across. To view the answers just right click with your mouse and drag next to where it says answer.

If it takes 6 men to dig 6 holes in 6 days, how long will it take one man to dig half a hole?

Answer: There is no such thing as half a hole, a hole is a hole.

I have 2 coins that add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are the 2 coins?

Answer: One is a quarter and the other is a nickel. (I only said that one of them is not a nickel)

You put a dime in a glass bottle and put a cork in the top. How do you get the dime out of the bottle without breaking the glass or pulling out the cork?

Answer: Push the cork into the bottle and shake the dime out.

How many times can you take 5 away from 25?

Answer: Once because then you will be taking 5 from 20.

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Answer: An ear of corn.

What is the closest relation that your father's sister's sister-in-law could be to you?

Answer: Your mother.