So there's a video online that shows Spongebob watching some kind of sea creature flexing a mouth looking thing, and then Gary comes in, and he nervously shuts off the TV, implying he was watching porn. I think this makes Spongebob straight. As for Squidward, he's the obvious choice, but I think he's just that awkward guy that doesn't get laid enough so he makes everyone else's life miserable. That leaves Patrick, and who better? He's a mimbo, he loves clinging on to Spongebob, and he relies on him for major life decisions. No man lets another man make a decision for him unless he wants that man. It's totally Patrick.
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So there's a video online that shows Spongebob watching some kind of sea creature flexing a mouth looking thing, and then Gary comes in, and he nervously shuts off the TV, implying he was watching porn. I think this makes Spongebob straight. As for Squidward, he's the obvious choice, but I think he's just that awkward guy that doesn't get laid enough so he makes everyone else's life miserable. That leaves Patrick, and who better? He's a mimbo, he loves clinging on to Spongebob, and he relies on him for major life decisions. No man lets another man make a decision for him unless he wants that man. It's totally Patrick.
I have to go with Patrick too. And plankton maybe be metrosexual.
Hmmm-Patrick is a star so he si the gay boy and the other goes both ways and will do any one anywhere cos he has tentacles...kinky.
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