Thursday, August 30, 2012
Haven't you always wanted to know what current living celebrities would put on their tombstones? Well I interviewed a whole bunch of them recently and most of them told me what they were going to write.
Tom Cruise - "I wasn't gay, seriously"
Richard Dreyfuss - "I never watched Jaws"
Kirk Cameron - "That born again Christian crap worked like a charm"
Dennis Rodman - "Was I buried in a dress?"
Tony Danza - "I'm the boss, bitch"
Ron Howard - "I deeply apologize for putting my ugly brother in my movies"
Bob Barker - "Fuck you, Drew Carey"
Bill Clinton - "Fat chicks need lovin' too"
Snooki - "I knew I would get skin cancer from all that tanning"
Oprah Winfrey - "I still think Tom Cruise is gay"
Jeff Bridges - "Dude"
Tara Reid - "That fourth boob job was a bad idea"
Conan O'brien - "Jay Leno can suck it"
Matt Leblanc - "Stop calling me Joey"
Brad Pitt - "I had sex with Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie"
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 12:54 AM