Friday, January 28, 2011

A Post about Something

I normally don't talk about my real life on this blog because that is not what this blog is about. However I like to keep those who care updated on the good stuff. I also find random humor that I make up off the top of my head more humorous than my actual life.

Last semester was my first full time semester at school. I had little free time. I worked and did homework when I wasn't at at school. I also had to squeeze in some quality time with Nicole. Let's just say it was a busy four months. Well somehow I managed to pull out five A's. My grandma thinks I am a genius, she may be on to something. I am a bit of an over achiever now than compared to what I was like in high school. That can be summed up in one word; lazy. I had a month off before this current semester started. I have no idea where it went. First it was Christmas and then I was starting classes again. I have no idea what I did in the past 4-5 weeks. I plan to get straight A's again this semester. I'm pretty sure teachers accept bribes nowadays if I don't get the grades I want.

In other news there has been some progress on the wedding front. Last week on Wednesday the 19th between the hours of 5 pm and 6pm, Nicole and I booked our DJ, photographer and videographer. We have no money so we had to sign over our future 2nd born, my kidney, her engagement ring, and half of my DVD collection. It was either sign those things over or Nicole have sex with the guy. I had no problem going with option 'B' but Nicole apparently had the final say.
So far we have our wedding date (October 20, 2012), our venue and our entertainment/photography. I also have her wedding ring. It came with her engagement ring as a matching set. She still needs to get my ring. The one I want has a laser pointer on it. I know I'm fancy like that.
We are going to a bridal show at our venue on Super Bowl Sunday. Don't worry guys, it's from 12-5 so I won't miss any of the game. I'm not a complete fool. I'm going to support Nicole and for all the delicious food. Should be exciting.

In other news I love cheese.

12 comments:

Tricia said...

Any man going to a bridal show on Super Bowl Sunday deserves an extra-long blowjob.

Just saying.

Oilfield Trash said...

Congrats on the "A"s.

And holy hell frooze over, I have points on the quizes. Can you let me know which ones I got right?

Baby Sister said...

Congrats on the "A"s. You must have taken the short bus. :)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

If your ring comes with a laser, I want to know where she purchased it! Bummer about half of your DVD collection. Kidney you can do without though.

Hart Johnson said...

well done on the grades!

Man-if I would have had the option to save a thousand bucks or so, I totally would have slept with the provider... though I might have looked for a hotter one...

Sounds like the wedding plans are coming along though... YAY for that!

Boobies said...

Fantastic on the A's..guess I don't have to bench press your Momma now! ;)

I hear weddings are a nightmare to plan...or so my fave show Bridezilla depicts anyway...

Cheese foreva!

Cheeseboy said...

Boobies is right... Cheese foreva!

Sounds like a busy time, but do you really think your kidney is worth that much? I do hope you post wedding photos.

Chuck said...

Anything to do with cheese right now is a good thing! Go Packers!

Nick Delehanty said...

I don't even like football, and I feel for you.

Cindir13 said...

That sucks bro.

Pat Tillett said...

Wow! You have so much stuff going on! Expensive stuff.... If I remember correctly that's why I got married in Las Vegas...both times! hmmmmm....

Teachinfourth said...

Thanks for the glimpse into your life...these little snatches are great.

Again, congrats.