Monday, January 10, 2011

Monday 60 Seconds (Get it?)

I am really just here to humor you. I can guarantee some laughter and if you are not completely satisfied with my answers please send your complaints to Bob Vila, he knows what to do with them.



(1) What is your favorite TV show of all time?

The one with that guy that does the thing, it also has that girl who does ya know. It takes place in the house with the rooms. It was so funny but I'm sure you remember too.


(2) What is the worst job you've ever had?

I used to be a porn critic. Do you know how hard it is to sit through a whole porno day after day?

(3) Name one toy that, according to your parents, you loved as a child.

That's an easy one. My penis.

(4) Bert or Ernie?

I would answer this question but Big Bird is standing right behind me.

(5) If you could have lunch with any person, who would it be?

 ALF. We have so much in common. I love cats.

16 comments:

Horuss said...

case of the mondays

Amethyst Moon said...

You gotta watch out for that Big Bird.

Cristy said...

HAHA...so many to comment on today. But, I think the #1 award goes to your penis. I guess all boys would say that answer huh?

Oilfield Trash said...

I am dying laughing at the porn critic. lol

Cheeseboy said...

Ha ha! Thumbs up for any post referencing Alf and his love for cats.

Pat Tillett said...

Mentioning your penis, porn, and a household pet in the same conversation is illegal in some states.

Hart Johnson said...

*snicker* yeah, that porn critic gig must have been a very hard job. Did they have anybody to give you a hand?

Daisygirl said...

haha, gotta love answers that include that one guy, a penis, and big bird! Nice!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

#3 probably helped with #2!

TS Hendrik said...

Alf?! So this shared love of cats, would that be on the lunch menu?

Marlene said...

So tell me....are cats chewy?

Copyboy said...

penis one had me laughing out loud.

RaShelle said...

I'd forgotten all about Alf. How is THAT possible? I loved that show. =D

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Um, what is Big Bird doing behind you? Never mind.
Thanks for the laughs, as always.
xoRobyn

Baby Sister said...

I totally remember that show. It was awesome!!

passionofthemom said...

Dammit to hell, everyone took all my funny comments and posted them already!! So ditto, to everything by everyone! ;)