Thursday, December 16, 2010

Weird Laws: Part 11

Here is another dose of weird laws of the United States. I know you love them.


In Rocky Hill it is illegal for any public place to have more than four amusement devices. WTF is an amusement device?!? That could mean anything from Go-Karts to a dildo.

In Southington it is illegal to possess silly string. Because kids mistake it for whipped cream?


It is illegal for drive-in movie theaters to show R-rated movies. Dammit, when I'm having sex in the car I would like to be watching sex on the screen.

On Rehoboth Beach it is illegal to change your clothes inside your car. Does changing my socks count?


All doors on public buildings must open outward. It just confuses people otherwise.

The state constitution mandates that pregnant pigs must not be kept in cages. I heard that Miss Piggy go this mandate passed with some support from Kermit and Gonzo.


In Athens-Clarke County it is illegal to sell two beers for the price of one. What about one beer for the price of two? Or eight beers for the price of one?

In Athens-Clarke County it is illegal for anyone under the age of 16 to use any amusement machine (for example pinball) after 11 p.m. See now this law gives an example of amusement machine.


Most billboards are illegal. That is pretty vague. I bet they allow children to smoke on their billboards.


In Eagle it is illegal to camp or sleep overnight on public property. Where will all the hobos go?

In Eagle it is illegal to sweep any debris into the streets. They said nothing about mopping or brooming it into the streets.

If you want to see the other 10 weird law posts just type in 'weird laws' in the search box on the top of the page. Enjoy!


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Silly String's illegal? Now that is dumb!

Miley said...

No pregnant pigs in cages... hmmm... Do kitchens count as "cages"?
If so, I sense a lot of fat bitches wanting to throw their men in jail.

Also, I agree with the "please give an example" thing. For me, a beanie is an amusement device. They are friggin hilarious and everyone who wears one looks like a complete douchebag. Earrings could be funny too. It's in the eye of the beholder (or hand, in your dildo example)

Oilfield Trash said...

Awesome post.

This reminds me I still need to post my blog about stupid laws from here in Texas.

Unknown said...

Whew! Good thing my bedroom is only a semi-public place, because there are a LOT of amusement devices in it.

Baby Sister said...

I think the pregnant pig one was my favorite. Hilarious.

Hart Johnson said...

I'm going to Rehoboth Beach and changing my clothes in the parking lot. And as (possibly) your only reader who has ever driven through Eagle Idaho, the Hobos can just walk a hundred yards and they are OUT of Eagle, where they are then okay to camp. said...

Where do the Eagle scouts camp in Eagle? xo

Pat Tillett said...

I love these things! Proof positive that earthlings are stupid!

Chuck said...

Ha! Nothing said about X-rated movies at the drive-in...there's always a loop hole!

Cheeseboy said...

I've been to Eagle. The streets are spotless. The sidewalks are filled with garbage!

baygirl32 said...

those are some dandies!

The Invisible Seductress said...

OMG hilarious!!!!!!!

Sylvia Plathypus said...

Uh oh, I'd be in big trouble in Georgia!! I never use my amusement devices until after the kids go to bed, so I'd break that law a LOT. LOL Oh but wait...that only applies to 16 and under! Yay, I'm safe...;)