Thoughts of the person inside the Goofy character at Disney World. Male and female perspectives.
You would think this thing would have a fan or decent ventilation, cheap fucks
No one can see my boner, no one can see my boner
I wonder what my under boob smells like?
I bet I could take that kid's ice cream
We got some hot moms here today, thank you Jesus
There is an epidemic of dudes in sock and sandals
I would fuck Ariel, marry Cinderella and kill Snow White
I would fuck Grumpy, marry Bashful and kill Happy
I can make it to the toilet, do not shit your pants again
Most of these people belong on the People of Walmart site
I wonder if the chick in Minnie Mouse was messing with me when she said Walt Disney's middle name was Muriel.
This job sucks balls
Final decision, I am not having kids
Gloria Estefan was right, the rhythm is going to get you
Oh look it's Mickey Mouse, I know him!!
I miss Obama
47 bottle of beer on the wall, 47 bottles of beer....
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I miss Obama too
Totally agree on not having kids.
He/she is probably also thinking - I've made some really bad career and life choices...
Seems like he is really horny.
The last time I went to Disneyland, it was Goth day. Imagine, packs of Goths all in black, with their kiddos all in black. Oh, and it was August...
But they can feel it.
kids suck, and so does disney world.
If I had to be around all those kids I'd probably not want to have kids either. lol
Actually, a friend of mine worked at the Canadian centre at Epcot and heard about a man in the Goofy outfit getting heat stroke. He took the head off because he had to vomit and was taken to the medical centre there. In turn, Disney fired him for taking the head off and spoiling the wonder of Disney to all the brats that were there
Most people of Walmart can't afford Disney though. Thank goodness.
I had a friend that had to wear a Clifford the Big Red Dog costume for our bookstore once. It smelled like dirty ball sack and was hotter than hell, even in an air conditioned store. I can't imagine how awful wearing those costumes in Florida sunshine must be.
OMG! Hilarious! I always wondered what they would be thinking!
I hope you didn't have to spend long in costume to nail these thoughts.
I took my kids to Disneyland back in the 70's and I swear to the Goddess...they were closed for repairs..sigh*
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