Friday, October 18, 2019
Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the cross-eye teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils.
I would tell you a joke about beds but it hasn't been made up yet.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
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I bet your kids think those are funny.
Lol and sigh!
*rolls eyes*
Those are kinda funny, especially the apples.
Well, those are definitely dad jokes. Mom jokes are usually about cute animals. :)
You could have PICKED a better joke.
Kids do love these kinds of jokes! :)
~Jess
Here's one for you...
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!
I'll have to tell my friend Debra She who seeks..she loves puns more than anyone I know..the ones I post are for her pleasure..
Excellent - the apples especially. My favourite riddle has always been:
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of its legs is both the same.
I like to tie my brain in knots.
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