All the vowels (A, E, I, O, U) and Y are in a board meeting to discuss whether or not Y should be classified as a vowel.
E: Thank you all for coming in today. We are hear to discuss this 'sometimes Y' bullshit. I am sick and tired of trying to decide if this asshole is a vowel or not. I have had it up to..
A: Whoa, whoa E. Calm down. Can we stay professional here? We are all a little frustrated with the situation. If you can't keep your cool, I'm gonna have to ask you to wait outside. Are we on the same page?
E: It just makes me so mad!!
A: What did I just say?!?!
E: Okay, okay, I can be cool.
Y: Yeah man, be cool like a cucumber.
I: Shut up Y, you're the reason why we are all here.
Y: I'm sensing some unwanted hostility from some of you. Do you need me to clean your Ora?
O: Enough of your hippie bullshit mumbo jumbo.
Y: Don't be mad because I found inner peace. I can show you how to align your shakras.
A: Y, just be quiet for right now before one of these guys stabs you.
U: Damn straight!!
A: We are here to decide if Y should be identified as a vowel or consonant. There will be no more flipping back and forth when it's convenient for you.
E: Yeah, we don't even need you. You're just extra baggage like the K in knight.
I: Not cool man, you know K is my brother-in-law.
E: Sorry dude, I forgot.
Y: I'm important. Without me how would you spell Gypsy or end most adjectives.
O: I and//or E could easily solve those problems. You are not needed.
U: Hear that? Not needed. So pack your bags! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
A: I'd watch what you're saying U. You're not that popular either.
U: What does that mean?
A: People aren't very happy when they get you playing Scrabble. That extra point is not worth the frustration. You might need Y as a buddy.
U: I thought we were hear to get rid of Y. How come you're getting on my case?
A: Let's just say I know who has been eating my Reese's Pieces.
U: Fuck.
Y: Can I just say one thing?
A: Nope! All in favor of kicking Y out of the vowels, say aye.
E: Aye.
I: Aye.
Y: Nay.
O: Aye
A: Aye.
P: Nay
U: Aye.
A: P? Where the hell did you come from?
P: I was hiding under the table.
E: That's weird dude. Now get out. This doesn't concern you.
P: Okay, okay. I'm outta here. Wanna hang out later?
A: Go!!
P: Okay, okay. I get it.
O: That was a bit odd. Oh well.
A: And the ayes have it. Sorry Y. No hard feelings. Say hi to Z for me. While snickering
Y: I hate you guys! Crying uncontrollably, runs out of the room.
I: Inner peace, my ass.
13 comments:
Ee Old Candee or Candie Shoppe doesn't have the same ring. And now another argument will ensue as to which combinations of e or ie will replace Y. Good luck with that. 😉
I'd sooner kick C or J out of the alphabet... Although, only kicking Y out of the vowels wouldn't change much, except for some spellings, I assume.
I was wondering if Y would show up.
Nobody ever respects the part time player. Why, I don't know.
y u no like y..
wow...P was hiding...cool like cucumber
Without Y, my name would be Mar. That's not good at all.
I only like days that end in Y.
And me name starts with E. Doesn't have the same ring, does it?
I think Y should appeal. Without him all those Aye votes are meaningless... ae ae ae. And if you stuck to UK spelling, you'd have no trouble using U in Scrabble... humour, armour, colour, flavour, behaviour, and on and on - just saying!
Y is a crooked letter and you can't straighten it. I suspect he will find a way to continue to be both a vowel and a consonant. Probably a sneaky way.
Kick Y out is my vote!
Poor Y but I bet he will put an elastic between his 2 upper sticks and flail some rocks at those asshole vowels. Now what does I feel like when he goes before e except after c.
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