I love alternate ending to movies, especially when the director goes a totally different way. Here are some of my own alternate endings. They are very popular older movies. Spoilers may be present.
Titanic - Jack survives because he got on top of a door that was just big enough for him. Rose drowns.
E.T. : The Extra Terrestrial - After E.T. flies away with his parents, Elliot's mom reveals that ALF has been hiding in her closet.
The Sixth Sense - It turns out that Bruce Wills character is alive. Haley Joel Osment's character has been dropping acid every day.
Independence Day - Randy Quaid's character falls in love with an alien. He leaves with them and the aliens succeed in destroying the Earth.
Finding Nemo - The whole movie is Marlin's dream. He has been living in the dentist's fish tank . Nemo and Dory both died several years ago.
Forrest Gump - It ends on Forrest looking in the mirror. He laughs to himself and says "I can't believe everyone is still falling for this stupid act."
Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks whispers into Matt Damon's ear "I shit my pants."
Terminator 2: Judgment Day - As he lowers himself into the molten metal, The Terminator says "John Connor, I love you." There is just awkward silence from everyone. The Terminator is gone and John says "what the fuck was that about?"
Jaws - Brody shoots the oxygen tank and blows jaws up. Two seconds later another great white shark comes up behind him and kills him. The end.
Toy Story - Buzz and Woody fall in love. You see them holding hands walking into Andy's room. They kick out all the toys into the hallway. They close the door behind them. Barry White is heard in the background.
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Really glad that wasn't the end of Toy Story.
However, the ending of Finding Nemo would've put kids into therapy for years. Well done, sir.
I LOVE the toy story ending.
I like the Jaws ending!
Oh I love these and I agree so much with Forrest Gump. I would just add that, when he says "Life is like a box of chocolates" people tell him that is the stupidest thing they ever heard. I have some alternate endings...in Gone With The Wind, Melanie finally bitch slaps Scarlett and takes Rhett away. In Casablanca, Ilse takes out an oozie (or is that ouzie?? well, you know what I mean), kills all the Nazis in the bar while Rick and the Prefect walk hand in hand upstairs to his bedroom...after bitch slapping Ilse's husband.
I was fine with all of these until Finding Nemo. I don't know why, but I have a soft spot for that movie...and I love Dory!!! :)
Maybe then my mother wouldn't have spoiled Sixth Sense for me while we both watched it for the first time...
Ya know, I thought with all that blood in the water at the end of Jaws that there would be more sharks bothering them as they swam away.
I heard the Nemo one years ago.
"Woody."
Too easy.
:-D
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