Monday, June 3, 2013
Failed product slogans you might not remember hearing or seeing.
Isotoners - "If they are good enough for O.J., they are good enough for you"
Firestone - "Causing SUVs to roll over is in the past"
Tyson - "We choke our chickens before you eat them"
Apple - "It doesn't matter what we make because you are still going to buy it"
Jif - "May contain peanuts"
Oscar Mayer - "Do you really want to know what's in our hot dogs?"
Samsung - "Not your grandmother's television"
Ford - "We have reliable cars, we promise"
Fisher Price - "Lead paint free since 2004"
Head & Shoulders - "Your disgusting scalp is our #1 concern"
Crest - "Also removes zits"
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 10:36 AM