Thursday, June 13, 2013
Deathbed Confessions
Hillary Clinton - "I got a blow job from Monica too."
Dustin Hoffman - "Tom Cruise propositioned me on the set of Rain Man."
Jennifer Lopez - "Taco, Taco, Burrito, Burrito."
George W. Bush - "I never actually read Superfudge."
Samuel L. Jackson - "You will never know what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, Mother Fucker."
Ryan Seacrest - "I'm overrated."
Ray Romano - "I don't think anyone really liked me."
Pamela Anderson - "At least I had big boobs."
Ozzy Osbourne - "Clean the bats out of my freezer please."
David Letterman - "I stole the top ten idea from Jay Leno."
Jon Hamm - "Fine, you can look at it but no pictures."
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Seacrest, we already knew you were overrated. And Clinton is so busted.
I don't think Ray Romano was that bad. It wasn't really his fault that show wasn't as funny as I used to think it was.
Lindsay Lohan - "I probably should have spent a bit more money on fixing my meth mouth."
Lady GaGa - I'm really a man.
What, no baby announcement???
Man, that South Park reference had my buddies cracking up! And I can see number one being true.....and as hilarious as you pen it! Keep writing the jokes man, laughter is my RX.
the briefcase just had a lightbulb.
Oh come on, Ray is slightly humorous.
I know what was in that briefcase...and Ryan Seacrest wants it sewn back on
Monica to Hillary: "You can eat me like a pizza but.... just the cheese."
Good stuff. I like Ryan's best, but I'm doubtful he'd ever admit it.
xoRobyn
Hillary's is priceless. I could have stopped there and had a great day!!
I had forgotten all about the briefcase. Glad to finally find out it was just a light bulb. So now I don't give a shit what Samuel L. Jackson says on his deathbed.
Hillary Clinton's "confession" was hilarious.
www.modernworld4.blogspot.com
They all are good, but Hillary's comment made a little coffee come out of my nose.
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