Thursday, June 13, 2013
Hillary Clinton - "I got a blow job from Monica too."
Dustin Hoffman - "Tom Cruise propositioned me on the set of Rain Man."
Jennifer Lopez - "Taco, Taco, Burrito, Burrito."
George W. Bush - "I never actually read Superfudge."
Samuel L. Jackson - "You will never know what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, Mother Fucker."
Ryan Seacrest - "I'm overrated."
Ray Romano - "I don't think anyone really liked me."
Pamela Anderson - "At least I had big boobs."
Ozzy Osbourne - "Clean the bats out of my freezer please."
David Letterman - "I stole the top ten idea from Jay Leno."
Jon Hamm - "Fine, you can look at it but no pictures."
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