I was thinking the other day as I felt my unborn baby kick, what do they think about inside the womb?
Unborn Baby Thoughts
- This place is getting cramped, I need to call my real estate agent.
- You would think after 8 months I would be able to find the light switch?
- Whoever is singing "Mmm Bop" out there needs to knock it off.
- When I finally get out of here, I am going to just cry uncontrollably.
- I am getting sick of leftovers.
- Ok, who farted?
- I kick and I kick and it does nothing.
- Should I be concerned with the soft spot on top of my head?
- How many times is she going to watch Titanic? Jack is not going to live this time.
- I hope my parents aren't Mexican.
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Unborn babies have the natural ability to swim. It's an awesome ability that should be utilised. However, when I suggest training marines and amphibious platoons straight from the womb, I get labelled as "crazy".
You don't think a baby wonders why he gets poked now and then?
How do I leave this place? I hope it is not a tight squeeze-that would be just gross:) Love the Titanic one
Nice post today and yeah Jack's deader than a door nail.
You had better figure out how to post a photo of this baby, (when it arrives) or I'm never speaking to you again!
If it's a boy.....
"Just think....once I get out of here, I'll only have to wait 13 years or so before I'll want to get back in. All the time."
Not THIS place, mind you. One a lot like it, though.
That is a point to ponder...I also used to wonder what on earth one year olds had nightmares about!
"If my next door neighbors would stop blasting that Baby Einstein shit directly into my wall and start playing some AC/DC or something, that would be great. Just because I'm a fetus doesn't mean I don't have taste in music."
Hahahaha I love those thoughts. I can definitely imagine that I baby might think them.
As a baby I'm certain I only had one thought going on:
DURRRRR.
Lol. I'm pretty sure I thought the first one plenty of times.
I didn't think much in or out of the womb (still don't). I did manage to set a new world record for diapers soiled in a 24 period. I'm talking about real diapers...
Personally I think unborn babies are entertained by angels.
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