Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Thoughts of an unborn baby


I was thinking the other day as I felt my unborn baby kick, what do they think about inside the womb?

Unborn Baby Thoughts


  • This place is getting cramped, I need to call my real estate agent.
  • You would think after 8 months I would be able to find the light switch?
  • Whoever is singing "Mmm Bop" out there needs to knock it off.
  • When I finally get out of here, I am going to just cry uncontrollably.
  • I am getting sick of leftovers.
  • Ok, who farted?
  • I kick and I kick and it does nothing. 
  • Should I be concerned with the soft spot on top of my head?
  • How many times is she going to watch Titanic? Jack is not going to live this time.
  • I hope my parents aren't Mexican.

13 comments:

Addman said...

Unborn babies have the natural ability to swim. It's an awesome ability that should be utilised. However, when I suggest training marines and amphibious platoons straight from the womb, I get labelled as "crazy".

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You don't think a baby wonders why he gets poked now and then?

Birgit said...

How do I leave this place? I hope it is not a tight squeeze-that would be just gross:) Love the Titanic one

Sheena-kay Graham said...

Nice post today and yeah Jack's deader than a door nail.

Ms. A said...

You had better figure out how to post a photo of this baby, (when it arrives) or I'm never speaking to you again!

Al Penwasser said...

If it's a boy.....
"Just think....once I get out of here, I'll only have to wait 13 years or so before I'll want to get back in. All the time."
Not THIS place, mind you. One a lot like it, though.

Andrea said...

That is a point to ponder...I also used to wonder what on earth one year olds had nightmares about!

A Beer For The Shower said...

"If my next door neighbors would stop blasting that Baby Einstein shit directly into my wall and start playing some AC/DC or something, that would be great. Just because I'm a fetus doesn't mean I don't have taste in music."

Misha Gericke said...

Hahahaha I love those thoughts. I can definitely imagine that I baby might think them.

DWei said...

As a baby I'm certain I only had one thought going on:

DURRRRR.

Baby Sister said...

Lol. I'm pretty sure I thought the first one plenty of times.

Pat Tillett said...

I didn't think much in or out of the womb (still don't). I did manage to set a new world record for diapers soiled in a 24 period. I'm talking about real diapers...

Barbara In Caneyhead said...

Personally I think unborn babies are entertained by angels.