Monday, May 13, 2013
Weird laws of the United States of America.
No one may bite off another's leg. What are zombies to do then?
It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. A little unknown fact: Trolleys are allergic to pickle juice.
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void. So many Reality TV Stars can't get married in Rhode Island.
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. Because every Indian hates church.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide. Sorry judge, I was trying to hang myself and I accidentally shot Steve in the face.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine. Beating the high score earns you a carton of cigarettes.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. The mice will take you away and hold you hostage for a block of cheddar.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. How do you figure out a horse's pants size?
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you man shoot them. This law also applies to Snookis, Biebers, and Kardashians.
Student may not hold hands while at school. That is how cooties get spread around.
It is a crime to share your Netflix password. How else is grandma going to catch up on Breaking Bad?
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. Hence the nickname, The Hand Job State.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 10:36 AM