Monday, May 20, 2013

Simple & Fun Questions of the Week




Q1: Do you think squirrels are secretly ninjas?


Q2: A Penguin vs. A Swan: Who would win that fight?

24 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Squirrels are just flighty - they are NOT Ninjas!
Swan would win. Those suckers are mean.

Maple Syrup Land said...

1) Definitely secret ninjas. The cuteness and fuzzy tail is just a cover for their lethality

2) Swans by a KO. They have a way better reach with their necks. Also, swans are mean assholes

Addman said...

1) No. Squirrels are just nuts.

2) Swans can break your arm just by flapping their wings, so it has to be a swan. It also depends on if it's a weapons match.

Mark said...

I don't know if squirrels are ninjas. I think they're more like samurai. The raccoons are definitely ninjas though. They don't even try to hide it. The penguin would win the fight against the swan because Prince Phillip would shoot the swan before it can kill the penguin. In a fair fight the swan would probably win. It's got reach and flexibility.

Crystal Collier said...

1. No. They're not nearly stealthy enough. Although in upstate NY, they are pretty deadly. Seriously, like pit bulls.

2. I'm going to say this one depends on the arena. I mean, if there's lots of water, the penguin might stand a chance.

Pat Tillett said...

Squirrels are just hyper gymnasts. Swans, like their cousins the geese, are ass kickers of the first degree.

Sheena-kay Graham said...

Yes and swans all the way.

Workingdan said...

Of course squirrels are ninjas. Nobody can jump from tree to tree like a ninja.

The penguin hands down. They got tougher skin!

Adam said...

1)no they're pirates adapting to combat ninjas.

2)Penguin anytime, especially at their home stadium of cold as a mf land.

Steve G. said...

1) Squirrels are just rats with nicer tails and better PR, as the hacky old saying goes. An actual ninja wouldn't confine itself to eating apple cores from dumpsters. Plus, squirrels can get so fat that they don't really jump anymore - My college had these obese squirrels that would get all tubby from all the food tossed by the dining halls and residents.

2) Definitely the penguin. They spend their lives in Arctic-cold water, whereas swans are just mean to little kids.

Andrea said...

I don't think there is any secret about the ninjaness of squirrels.I feel like the swan would win, but am not sure why-something about a choke hold with that long neck I think.

Ms. A said...

Squirrels... just advanced, more mobile rodents.

No clue about penguin vs swan.

Milo James Fowler said...

I don't know about squirrels, but chickens are spies. Does the penguin have a pair of nunchucks?

Chuck said...

I had a swan attack me on a golf course once...those bastards can move when they are pissed. Squirrels are just nuts!!

Birgit said...

Since my hubby's hearldic symbol is the mighty squirrel(I am not kidding)and they take off my tuplips in ablink of an eye-those nasty rats in great coats and tail are pure ninja's. Althought the might penguin could cut a swan down when in the water, the swan would still win out as they can be nasty bitches whereas the penguins just want to congregate at the local pub and talk about the latest sardine they ate

Tony Van Helsing said...

A squirrel would beat a swan and a penguin at the same time, they never back down. I've seen them stare down cats.

Hart Johnson said...

1) Yes.

2) Penguin. That compact weight is easier to maneuver than those lanky swans. Besides, penguins are badasses. (I know one)

Kathy said...

1) squirrels are just flighty

2) swans will chase your ass down and peck you to death...not sure about penguins. LOL

Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com

Melissa Sugar said...

Yes, they are ninjas. They look cute and they can haul ass away when they need to by flying and jumping from tree to tree. Penguin, hands down. They would flap those things they have and swallow the swan.

Sandy said...

No clue about ninjas, but probably the swan would win over a penquin. Strange questions not something I've ever given any thought to, lol.

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Workingdan said...

If ninja turtles can do wield a sword then so can squirrels!

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DWei said...

They'd make the worst ninjas ever. So maybe ninja rejects?

Penguin. Swans freeze to death if they fight on penguin turf. Swans get disqualified if they fly away from fighting the penguin.

Baby Sister said...

Squirrels are totally ninjas. They're awesome like that.

And the swan would win. Hands down. They are vicious.