Friday, March 15, 2013
I am obsessed with The Walking Dead.
I hate it when I have a random thought and forget to write it down.
I just noticed after 5 months that the DMV got my birthday wrong on my license, do they know something that I don't?
Where are the characters on The Walking Dead getting their hair cut and a clean shave?
I decided to check my voice mail from my grandma in the computer lab at school. My phone decided it was necessary to turn on speaker phone so that everybody could hear.
On The Walking Dead, I'm surprised not more people are being killed while taking a poop.
With unemployment and gas prices so high, why are there so many damn people driving around at 11 o'clock in the morning?!?!
We should bring back the Milk Man, I want my milk to come in a big glass bottle.
Why does my cat only want attention when I'm doing my business on the toilet?
I think UPS, Fedex or DHL should buy out the United States Postal Service.
I love boobs.
I work at a bank. How come 75% of the people that to the drive-up are unprepared? Sure, I will wait another 5 minutes while you fill out your deposit, and don't mind the 73 cars behind you that are waiting. They either drove from home or the office where they could of filled out their deposit. It's not like someone handed them their banking at a stop light and asked if they could make a deposit for them.
When I pick up a coat off the floor or car seat it takes me 5 minutes to figure out which end is up.
When I'm outside near a car that is moving slowly I get a weird urge to have my foot run over to see what would happen. I think it would tickle and I wouldn't get hurt.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 9:46 AM