Monday, March 25, 2013

Fast Food Mascot Winner & A to Z Reveal


I haven't seen such a surprising lopsided victory since O.J. Simpson was acquitted of murder. Little Caesar's 'Pizza, Pizza' Guy did not get a single vote. He won two previous matches with ease and then got his ass handed to him by a Cow. You would think that a dude with a spear could take down a cow.

For being the undisputed Fast Food Mascot champion, The Chick-Fil-A Cow will receive a $50 gift card to the fast food restaurant of her choosing which she will randomly pick from an over sized sombrero. There will be a parade held next February 29th (whenever that is) somewhere between 9am and 11pm.

The Cow appreciates all of your support. She wanted to give away free food from Chick-Fil-A but she doesn't have the power or authority. She did say that if you friended her on Facebook that she would accept everybody.
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The A to Z Challenge is right around the corner!!! Have you been preparing? Do you have posts ready to go? Are you waiting to the last second and winging it? I'm excited and scared. This is my first attempt at the A to Z Challenge.

I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc.


I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z Challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio. There will be interviews, interventions, guest posts and so much more. Hope to see you next week.


13 comments:

Mark said...

Good luck with the A-Z challenge. I didn't do it last year, and I doubt I'll be doing it this year. Congratulations to the cow but now I'm afraid of a cow uprising one day. There are plenty of them. They could probably do it.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Was the cow udderly surprised by the win?
Your theme sounds great. And when May rolls around, if you decide not to release James, we're all right with that as well.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

The cow freakin' rocks, especially when my handsome 17 year old son gets to dress up in the costume when he works kids' night at Chick-Fil-A.

Cheryl said...

Yay for the cow! You are brave to do the A-Z Challenge. Nothing invokes writer's block faster in me than signing up for a challenge.

A Beer For The Shower said...

Hey, I want my free Chick-Fil-A. This is because I don't hate gay people, isn't it?

Birgit said...

I can't believe the cow won especially since the name just bugs me. I keep reading it as Chick feel a cow. I did milk cows once so maybe that is what I am thinking about and it is weird feeling , um, that but OK-The cow wins. Does it wear earrings like our laughing cheese cow?

Birgit said...

Oh and BTW I am a chicken S$#! with the "A to Z" challenge but I am intrigued and will read

Ms. A said...

Congratulations to the Cow!

Pat Tillett said...

Good luck with the A to Z challenge!
As I said before, I like the cow, but not the owners.

The Blue Grumpster said...

A know A, B, C, D um F... and then it kind of stops. My brain I mean. Am I the winner now? Yes?

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Good luck, buddy. Maybe Jay Leno can also help with the A-Z challenge. I heard he needs a new gig.

xoRobyn

nutschell said...

good luck with the AZ! Im sure you can do it. Skipping this year to focus on my rewrites :)
Nutschell
www.thewritingnut.com

Baby Sister said...

That's cause the cow is soooo much cooler!! Good luck with the challenge, I'm sure you'll rock it.