Monday, March 25, 2013
I haven't seen such a surprising lopsided victory since O.J. Simpson was acquitted of murder. Little Caesar's 'Pizza, Pizza' Guy did not get a single vote. He won two previous matches with ease and then got his ass handed to him by a Cow. You would think that a dude with a spear could take down a cow.
For being the undisputed Fast Food Mascot champion, The Chick-Fil-A Cow will receive a $50 gift card to the fast food restaurant of her choosing which she will randomly pick from an over sized sombrero. There will be a parade held next February 29th (whenever that is) somewhere between 9am and 11pm.
The Cow appreciates all of your support. She wanted to give away free food from Chick-Fil-A but she doesn't have the power or authority. She did say that if you friended her on Facebook that she would accept everybody.
The A to Z Challenge is right around the corner!!! Have you been preparing? Do you have posts ready to go? Are you waiting to the last second and winging it? I'm excited and scared. This is my first attempt at the A to Z Challenge.
I can't believe I am actually participating in this challenge. I hope I can make it all the way through. I'm going to need lots of Red Bull. My theme for this challenge is fictional characters including but not limited to cartoons, tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc.
I, PTM, have commandeered the show Inside the Actor's Studio hosted by James Lipton for the A to Z Challenge. James is safely being held prisoner until May. He will get plenty of food and water, no need to call the cops. For the month of April, I am renaming his show to Inside the Fictional Character's Studio. There will be interviews, interventions, guest posts and so much more. Hope to see you next week.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 7:00 AM