Holy cow!! That creepy clown didn't stand a chance against that Cow. The Cow wins by a landslide. I haven't seen something that lopsided since Tara Reid's boob job. Next week is the FINAL ROUND. Make sure you don't miss it. It will be a once in a lifetime event.
Will it be The King or Little Caesar's "Pizza, Pizza" Guy? (I'm secretly voting for The King because his name is a lot easier to type). Today I decided to let people in the audience and from home submit questions for today's combatants.
PTM: First set of questions are for The King. This one is from 10 year old Timothy Dwyer. I like Mcdonald's fries better. Can you tell my dad to stop taking me to Burger King?
The King: That depends Timmy, does your dad like Royal Jam?
PTM: That is all sorts of disturbing. Next question is from 82 year old Emma Fitzsimmons. How come you don't serve Sanka?
The King: Ma'am, this isn't 1971. If you ran out of Sanka, I'm sure you can find some buried coffee cans in your back yard.
Cameraman #2: Grandma, I told you to stop writing into the show with silly questions.
PTM: I love grandma Fitzsimmons. She makes the best blueberry pie and she is easy on the eyes.
Cameraman ##2: You are not hooking up with my gamma again. We already went through this once.
PTM: She is a grown woman and she can make her own choices. Let's move on. The last question for The King come from William Clinton. I love chubby ankles. Thanks for helping little Bill get off.
The King: Was that really from the president? No problem Bill. You are my hero.
PTM: He is one horny and crazy dude. Let's move onto questions for Little Caesar's "Pizza, Pizza" Guy aka Carl..
PTM: First question is from 56 year old Frank Spinosa. I get diarrhea every time I eat your pizza, should I consult a doctor about this?
Carl: Maybe a brain doctor. How about you stop eating food that gives you diarrhea all the time. What a moron.
PTM: Carl, giving it to 'em straight. Next question is from 42 year old Sasha Kingston. Little Caesar's sucks, Domino's is better.
Carl: I think I know that name, I think she works at a Little Caesar's. I would have to agree with you Sasha but Domino's keeps telling me they don't need a mascot.
PTM: Final question is from 7 year old Patty Arnold. Why does my friend Julie have two mommies? I want two mommies.
Carl: Patty are you familiar with the term 'Rug Muncher'? If not I would ask your mommy.
PTM: Well that is all the questions we have today.
Make sure you cast your vote on the poll on the top left of the blog. The winner here will face The Cow next week for the ultimate crown. (If The King wins he does get a different crown to wear).