Friday, September 23, 2011
Lame Joke of the Day
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "we don't serve ropes here, you will have to leave." The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays both ends of himself. He re-enters the bar and orders a drink again. The bartender says, "didn't you just hear what I said, we don't serve ropes here." The rope replies, "I'm afraid not." (I'm a frayed knot)
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Yup, that wins!
...ye Gods! I think that might actually be lamer than "I'm a fungi"
That, indeed, was a lame joke!
Excuse me while I use this gun to Jackson Pollock what's left of my brain onto the cube wall next to me.
Groan. :^D
That's still not nearly as bad as the guy who walks into a bar and says ouch.
That joke always me laugh just a little.
I'll get the wheelchair.
I'm a bit concerned that you thought you needed to explain that to us...
Great one!
Believe it or knot.
Wow, I may or may not use that one in the future...would have to be the right audience. I know at least four of my friends I would have to draw a picture for them.
Al Penwasser stole my line. ):
JEEZ PTM have a little faith - I got your joke without the helper clue. I always come well prepared with a dictionary and thesaurus before reading your blog so no joke will go unrewarded!!! Thanks. W.C.C.
That was so funny you just tied me up in knots...but I afrayed I have to go as I am hanging by a thread here and I need to loosen up with some more juice
So lame it needs a wheelchair.
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I was quite impressed with that joke.
I'm clearly very easily pleased.
hahah
that joke is still as funny as the first 100 times I heard it!
Yeehawwww!
GOOD one....
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