Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Cheesy Interview



I have brought my very special blogger buddy here today to do a serious interview. Rawknrobyn of Life by Chocolate is going to share with us her thoughts and feelings about 'Just the Cheese'. I think we all want to know what she thinks about this blog and where it is headed. So please, turn off your tv, silence you pagers and put your kids down for a nap, this could get pretty intense.
PTM:  Thank you Robyn for being here today. I know that you are a very busy lady.

Robyn: Sure thing. Actually I haven’t gotten busy--*wink, sigh and elbow nudge*-- in a long, long time. You’re looking pretty sexy in those Speedos. Do you always dress like that for the office? Hubba hubba!

PTM: Let's get right down to it. I'm going to ask you some real serious and perhaps controversial questions today. Each question will be tougher than the last. Are you up for the challenge?

Robyn: Honey, you’re the one who needs to be UP for it (unbuttoning her top shirt button, Robyn leans in closer to PTM). Give it to me, babe!

PTM: Great, my first question is, what is your favorite kind of cheese and why?

Robyn: double chocolate cheesecake with chocolate chips on a chocolate graham cracker crust drenched in chocolate syrup. I like it because it has no anchovies.

PTM: What is your least favorite kind of cheese and why?

Robyn: Swiss because it’s holy. I’m not such a holy gal. *Wink, wink.*

PTM: When you hear the name 'Just the Cheese', what is the first word that pops into your head?

Robyn: Do you need a private secretary? I’ll do the job for free.

PTM: What is your favorite thing about 'Just the Cheese'?

Robyn: (scanning PTM from head to toe) I like the whole package.

PTM: What thing do you like least about 'Just the Cheese'?

Robyn: (Distracted by PTM’s manliness, Robyn pushes a pencil from the desk onto the floor and it drops at her feet.) Oh I’m sorry. Will you please get closer and pick that up for me? I have back problems.

PTM: What is it about 'Just the Cheese' that kept you coming back?

Robyn: (unbuttoning another shirt button) It’s getting really hot in here! Did you say something?

PTM: Does JTC need some chocolate added to it?

Robyn: Well, let’s go off-stage and find out.

PTM: It's obvious that you are secretly in love with me. How does it make you feel knowing that I am taken?

Robyn: Great. I’m hopeful for a foursome - you two, me and Danny De Vito.
  
PTM: How many slices of cheese do you like on your sandwiches?

Robyn: It depends how many times I cut the cheese.

PTM: Does it bother you that the Trix Rabbit never gets the cereal?

Robyn: Nah. He’s got connections. I’ve seen him at parties all hopped up on Cocoa Puffs. That hare brain!

PTM: Unfortunately that is all the time we have. Join us next time when we will have, um, somebody else on the show. Robyn, let me show you that thing I was telling you about before, it's in my dressing room. (PTM escorts Robyn backstage with what looks like a roll of quarters in his pocket).


I would like to thank RawknRobyn for playing the part of herself. She did a phenomenal job as usual. I always love having her on as a special guest. Don't forget to head over to her blog and give her some love. Tell her I sent you (I get one cookie for each person I send over).



25 comments:

Jewels said...

Well, I'm sure you enjoyed the heck out of this interview and Robyn was incredibly "kind" to you wasn't she. Haha. Another good one.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I'm getting those "cookies" - shall we say? - ready for you, babe. Wink, wink.
Thanks, my friend.
xoRobyn

Tony Van Helsing said...

'Secretly' in love with you? Hardly secret.

Rosalind Adam said...

Robyn, you're wonderfully shameless! Thanks for the laugh... you were joking... weren't you?

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Hi Rosalind, yes. I only play shameless in the blogosphere. My real life is not nearly as fun.
xoRobyn

Lost.in.Idaho said...

I would say this was a cheesy article, but then I'd be falling into the trap.

*slowclap* to you, good sir...

Jeffrey Beesler said...

I'm highly disappointed, not on the part of the interviewee, who did an exceptional job answering the questions, but on that last question about the Trix Rabbit. Since it did not pertain directly to the matter of cheese, I felt this particular topic was anticlimactic compared to the rest of the interview.

I do hope lessons are learned from this.

Ms. A said...

You two need to get a room!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Great interview! Did you pick up the pencil? What happened then?

danjor21 said...

I love Robyn's response to how many slices of cheese she likes on her sandwich. Nice interview!

Chuck said...

That was as funny as her post today! Kinda like a two for one and a half or something like that. Did you spend all those quarters??

Shockgrubz said...

You're going to be made of cookie dough fairly soon. Great laughs had!

DWei said...

Sounds better than any of the interviews I've been to.

Missed Periods said...

That interview was so hot it melted my cheese.

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

It was fun to pop over here and read the sexually charged innuendo between two of my favorites. And now? Get a room, you two! :)

The Tame Lion said...

Wow! Cool! ;D

A Beer for the Shower said...

I feel bad for the Trix Rabbit. Blatant cereal discrimination.

Birgit said...

Who needs innuendo when it is blatant hot sex talk...oh me oh my...I would say you 2 are as pure as the driven slush:)

Marlene said...

Ha ha ha...Robyn is a quick one with those answers! Who knew she was such a man-eater!! LOL!!!

Arlee Bird said...

Well, that was awkward. I felt like I was intruding on something. And what's wrong with anchovies anyway?

Lee
Tossing It Out

W.C.Camp said...

I think if you ever interview me, I am going to wear a shirt with a zipper so we can avoid the whole un-buttoning the shirt slowly thing.
W.C.C.

Cheeseboy said...

Well, I came back just in time for this epic interview between my two favorite bloggers. Nicely done, funny questions and funny answers.

M Pax said...

Robyn's favorite cheese sounds great. Do they still make Trix?

Baby Sister said...

That's my favorite kind of cheese too. Good choice Roybn. :)

Pat Tillett said...

I was thinking there would be chocolate sauce slathered all over the place. Great interview! Just gotta love that Robyn...