I have brought my very special blogger buddy here today to do a serious interview. Rawknrobyn of Life by Chocolate is going to share with us her thoughts and feelings about 'Just the Cheese'. I think we all want to know what she thinks about this blog and where it is headed. So please, turn off your tv, silence you pagers and put your kids down for a nap, this could get pretty intense.
PTM: Thank you Robyn for being here today. I know that you are a very busy lady.
Robyn: Sure thing. Actually I haven’t gotten busy--*wink, sigh and elbow nudge*-- in a long, long time. You’re looking pretty sexy in those Speedos. Do you always dress like that for the office? Hubba hubba!
PTM: Let's get right down to it. I'm going to ask you some real serious and perhaps controversial questions today. Each question will be tougher than the last. Are you up for the challenge?
Robyn: Honey, you’re the one who needs to be UP for it (unbuttoning her top shirt button, Robyn leans in closer to PTM). Give it to me, babe!
PTM: Great, my first question is, what is your favorite kind of cheese and why?
Robyn: double chocolate cheesecake with chocolate chips on a chocolate graham cracker crust drenched in chocolate syrup. I like it because it has no anchovies.
PTM: What is your least favorite kind of cheese and why?
Robyn: Swiss because it’s holy. I’m not such a holy gal. *Wink, wink.*
PTM: When you hear the name 'Just the Cheese', what is the first word that pops into your head?
Robyn: Do you need a private secretary? I’ll do the job for free.
PTM: What is your favorite thing about 'Just the Cheese'?
Robyn: (scanning PTM from head to toe) I like the whole package.
PTM: What thing do you like least about 'Just the Cheese'?
Robyn: (Distracted by PTM’s manliness, Robyn pushes a pencil from the desk onto the floor and it drops at her feet.) Oh I’m sorry. Will you please get closer and pick that up for me? I have back problems.
PTM: What is it about 'Just the Cheese' that kept you coming back?
Robyn: (unbuttoning another shirt button) It’s getting really hot in here! Did you say something?
PTM: Does JTC need some chocolate added to it?
Robyn: Well, let’s go off-stage and find out.
PTM: It's obvious that you are secretly in love with me. How does it make you feel knowing that I am taken?
Robyn: Great. I’m hopeful for a foursome - you two, me and Danny De Vito.
PTM: How many slices of cheese do you like on your sandwiches?
Robyn: It depends how many times I cut the cheese.
PTM: Does it bother you that the Trix Rabbit never gets the cereal?
Robyn: Nah. He’s got connections. I’ve seen him at parties all hopped up on Cocoa Puffs. That hare brain!
PTM: Unfortunately that is all the time we have. Join us next time when we will have, um, somebody else on the show. Robyn, let me show you that thing I was telling you about before, it's in my dressing room. (PTM escorts Robyn backstage with what looks like a roll of quarters in his pocket).
I would like to thank RawknRobyn for playing the part of herself. She did a phenomenal job as usual. I always love having her on as a special guest. Don't forget to head over to her blog and give her some love. Tell her I sent you (I get one cookie for each person I send over).