Friday, September 23, 2011

Lame Joke of the Day

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "we don't serve ropes here, you will have to leave." The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays both ends of himself. He re-enters the bar and orders a drink again. The bartender says, "didn't you just hear what I said, we don't serve ropes here." The rope replies, "I'm afraid not." (I'm a frayed knot)

19 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Yup, that wins!

Mark said...

...ye Gods! I think that might actually be lamer than "I'm a fungi"

danjor21 said...

That, indeed, was a lame joke!

Joshua said...

Excuse me while I use this gun to Jackson Pollock what's left of my brain onto the cube wall next to me.

Groan. :^D

Jeffrey Beesler said...

That's still not nearly as bad as the guy who walks into a bar and says ouch.

Baby Sister said...

That joke always me laugh just a little.

Ms. A said...

I'll get the wheelchair.

dirtycowgirl said...

I'm a bit concerned that you thought you needed to explain that to us...

Al Penwasser said...

Great one!
Believe it or knot.

Chuck said...

Wow, I may or may not use that one in the future...would have to be the right audience. I know at least four of my friends I would have to draw a picture for them.

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

Al Penwasser stole my line. ):

W.C.Camp said...

JEEZ PTM have a little faith - I got your joke without the helper clue. I always come well prepared with a dictionary and thesaurus before reading your blog so no joke will go unrewarded!!! Thanks. W.C.C.

Birgit said...

That was so funny you just tied me up in knots...but I afrayed I have to go as I am hanging by a thread here and I need to loosen up with some more juice

Tony Van Helsing said...

So lame it needs a wheelchair.

Rawr said...

hi,nice blog ,followin you !

Miss Teacher said...

I was quite impressed with that joke.
I'm clearly very easily pleased.

Laughing Vault said...

hahah

Pat Tillett said...

that joke is still as funny as the first 100 times I heard it!
Yeehawwww!

taz alter said...

GOOD one....


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