Friday, April 10, 2020
Product slogans that didn't make it
Folgers: "The best part of waking up is a set of boobs in your face."
Mastercard: "There some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's grand theft auto. "
M&M: "Melts in your mouth, not in your pants."
De Beers: "An STD is forever."
Dunkin' Donuts: "America runs on drugs and reality TV."
State Farm: "Like a good neighbor, we won't fuck your spouse when you're not home."
Maybelline: "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she stole it on her lunch break."
The U.S. Marine Corps: "The Few. The Proud. Not the Navy.
Lay's: "Betcha can't eat a whole bag and not regret it."
Meow Mix: "Tastes so good. Cats will annoy the shit out of you for some more."
Verizon: "Can you hear me now? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!
Gillette: "The best a man can get for a Father's Day gift."
Skittles: "Taste the Diabetes."
Red Bull: "Red Bull gives you heart palpitations."
Kay Jewelers: "Every kiss begins with an awkward moment."
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You had me at the first one, man.
I can't hear you.
good batch. I'd give you a hug....but that's wrong these days (any days) and awkward.
Happy Friday!
Now these are funny ...and true. My husband would concur with he first one
That Meox Mix one is truth in advertising.
Hardees should be - "Feel your arteries hardening with every bite."
In my experience M&Ms do melt in your... Oh, nevermind...
Love it! Thank you for the laughs. I found you via Liz A.'s blog, your Powdered Toast Man avatar having captured my attention. Stay safe and sane!
Lol- too funny! Thanks for the laughs. :)
~Jess
The Gillette one is sooooo true!
Which is a little sad.
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