Thursday, April 30, 2020

Not well known presidential quotes




"Ninety-nine percent of failures come from people named Tevin or Fannie." - George Washington


"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and the Boogeyman." - Franklin D. Roosevelt


"The harder the conflict, the greater the triumph unless the conflict is with your wife." - George Washington


"It's easier to do a job right, if you hire one more Mexican." - Martin Van Buren


"It is not strange... to mistake Nathan Fillion for Jeremy Renner." - Millard Fillmore


"You don't know what you don't know because you don't know, you know." - Franklin Pierce


"Most folks are as happy as their tarot card readers tells them they are." Abraham Lincoln


"In the end, it is not the years in your life that count. It is how many Instagram followers you have." - Abraham Lincoln


"It is hard to fail, but it is worse if you were the brains behind New Coke." -Theodore Roosevelt


"Do what you can, with what you have and what you can steal." - Theodore Roosevelt


"Be patient and calm, no one can catch a fish while holding a crying baby." - Herbert Hoover

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the gun on the dog owner." - Dwight D. Eisenhower


10 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Had he been around when New Coke came out, Roosevelt would indeed have said that.

Joanne said...

and we know Martha kept George in line. And old Dwight would be just fine living in Texas with his armory.
funny stuff - you obviously have some time on your hands and for your brain to churn.
have a good weekend ahead

Birgit said...

Love these and I would add these funny sayings..”Cofeefe”, “Windex and bleach are good liquids to drink to stop the Covid 19 virus.” Wait..these are real quotes by Mr. Orange....oy vey

Darla M Sands said...

Seriously, Birgit, you believe the lame stream media? I suggest a reality check.

~shakes head~

Thanks for the chuckle, PTM! And Alex's comment cracked me up, as well. Take care and stay healthy.

Ananka said...

Good to see Lincoln doing well on Instagram. Don't have an account myself. Internet hasn't reached Scotland yet!

Liz A. said...

Now all you need is a good picture and you can turn these into memes.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Funny stuff, PTM!
I've thought about Abraham Lincoln's struggles in freeing the slaves, never his struggles to increase his Instagram following. That must've been a real challenge.
Cheers.

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yellowdoggranny said...

Franklin Pierce,, you know?