Monday, April 6, 2020
Famous sayings: 1st draft
Failed versions of famous sayings.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him brush his teeth.
Laughter is the best medicine for Herpes.
An apple a day keeps fruit flies in the house.
Blood is thicker than water but not ice.
Don't cry over spilled milk, instead grab a straw.
The early bird catches the flu.
People that live in glass houses should put up some blinds.
The way to a man's heart is through his Playstation.
At first you don't succeed, give up cuz you suck.
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and he will smell like fish for life.
Beggars can't be choosers unless you have a gluten allergy.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you know what you are going to get, it is right there on the underside of the lid.
The grass is always greener on the other side because your neighbor can afford a landscaper.
Give me liberty or give me death. Wait, no, I changed my mind. Give me liberty.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, sexually.
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13 comments:
I can see the one about success as a real slogan.
And hopefully those in glass houses are not doing onto others in those houses...
And a banana a day doubles those fruit flies.
The people living in glass houses love to be on display. Oh now these are funny especially the heroes one. I guess I’m a sick puppy...not the covid19 kind
I like those. I gave you five stars.
Love,
Janie
I think I like those better.
Ha. He'll smell like a fish for life. Good one. It's a good thing I can't teach fishing.
Cheers.
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The early bird yawns all day.
Wise proverbs.
All very funny, favourite is the gluten one - made me laugh my socks off :-D
very funny, clever, and thought provoking. I've been trying to think of something to contribute -
how about "A bird in hand is worth two in a bush, unless that's a clump of poison ivy" ??
I tried.
These are awesome. Looking at my resting pet, I came up with one I hope you enjoy.
Let sleeping cats lie, lest you lose an eye.
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