Monday, September 9, 2019
Dad Jokes
It's Monday so here are some corny jokes to get you through the day.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: What does an educated owl say?
A: Whom.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Cuz if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
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6 comments:
The last one is good.
I am groaning and they are Dad jokes for sure
egad, such old chestnuts!
What is the pigs favorite karate move?
A Pork CHOP!
**To be said in a karate voice.
I think I like bagels better than rats with wings. (Seagulls are not a popular bird around here.)
The owl one is pretty good
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