Thursday, September 26, 2019

Almost 911 emergencies


911 is only for emergencies. We all know that but there are some special people out there that call 911 when Mcdonalds forgot their chicken nuggets or the Wendy's drive-thru is closed. There are plenty of events and occurrences in our lives where calling 911 would be so convenient and helpful. Such as:

Realizing mid-poop that you have no toilet paper

You have your bowl full of cereal but no milk in the fridge

You stepped on a Lego, barefoot

You think there is a monster under the bed

The remote control is on the other side of the room

It's time for bed but the sink is full of dishes

You are the only one home and you can't open the jar of pickles

Your baby needs a diaper change ASAP

Your 3 year old son keeps asking WHY and you have no more answers

There is a spider on the wall

You can't get away from that annoying coworker

You are at the grocery store without your grocery list

You stepped in a puddle on got your sock and shoe all wet

Wendy's forgot to give you honey mustard for your nuggets

The garbage is full but it is raining out

Your wife needs one ingredient for dinner and she wants to send you out to the store

You stubbed your door on the corner of the bed frame

You are on hour 3 of building your new IKEA furniture

A coworker ate your yogurt that was in the work fridge

You smell a skunk






19 comments:

CJ Kennedy said...

You're printing a 50 page document and only have 49 sheets of paper.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

You have a report that needs to get out in thirty minutes and there are no staples in your staple gun or in your desk.

You've jammed said report in the envelope using a paper clip, but don't have enough stamps because the PO raised their rates again.

DEZMOND said...

I much prefer monsters under the bed than skeletons in the closet.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You're ready for bed and then the wife dumps a full load of clean laundry on the bed to put away.
Oh yeah, it's happened. More than once...

anne marie in philly said...

the cat is begging you to clean her litter box and you're all out of fresh litter.

Jax said...

I've called the police more often than I care to admit, and it usually involves wildlife. One time there was a bat on my window during the day. I didn't even know that we had bats on Long Island... Luckily they took my call seriously and collected the bat to test for rabies. Yuck.

Computer Tutor said...

I have done the bowl-full-of-cereal-no-milk thing. It's not so bad dry.

Adam said...

Those legos are deadly.

Sandra Cox said...

Heh. Good ones.

Janie Junebug said...

Your boss sexually harasses you and no one does anything about it. How about them apples?

Love,
Janie

Mary Kirkland said...

The button on your shirt popped off and you don't have a needle and thread.

Janie Junebug said...

Many years ago in Washington state I called the local police (not 911) because I looked out the window and saw peacocks strolling down the street. The person who answered the call assured me that someone in the neighborhood owned the peacocks and they were fine.

Liz A. said...

Are you sure that's a skunk...?

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Theresa Mahoney said...

Not only is McDonald's ice cream machine broken, they can only take cash because the credit card machine is down too.

Birgit said...

These are all good and stubbing ones toe on the bed frame does constitute a call. I have a good one and a true one....a devastating blizzard is going on for 3 days where people are dying or trapped in their cars that is under snow but you run out of cigarettes and call 911 to bring some to you. Now, this was during the Blizzard of ‘77 and before 911 but the local radio station that was taking emergency calls got this one and I heard it. The woman got royally reamed out by the announcer.

Kelly Steel said...

Good ones! Fun!

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