Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Pop Culture Questions

I am finally going to answer those Pop culture questions that have plagued us for years. The questions stem from a song, movie, tv show, cartoon, board game, children's book or commercial.

Who let the dogs out? Probably your mom

What does the fox say? The same things as the kangaroo, armadillo, porcupine and electric eel.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Let me think. I know the Cupcake Boy, Donut Lady, Bagel Guy and Crumb Cake Twins. Nope no Muffin Man,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I need more info to answer this question. Is there a time limit? Is all the wood the same size? Does he/she get a break? Is the woodchuck actually throwing the wood or does chuck mean chew on?

Whooooooo, who are you? I'm a person tired of this question. You never remember my name and I'm not answering it anymore.

Oooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? It's me, I farted.

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Yes, they don't know where the G-spot is.

Where's Waldo? He is tired of being found. He is at City Hall changing his name to Miguel.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? She was kidnapped and murdered by Pirates. 

Got Milk? No I don't, thanks for reminding me. Oh, I need eggs too.

Where's the beef? I'm guessing wherever you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is none of my business.

Do you believe in magic? My wife still has sex with me, so yes.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Watch two girls, one cup.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I gave up. I figured out it was easier just to eat a tootsie roll.

It's 10 O'clock, do you know where your kids are? Why are you so curious???

Would you eat green eggs and ham? What kind of ham? Honey? Cold cut? Fresh ham? Is there ham juice?

Where have all the cowboys gone? If you live in a state that is not Texas, they went to Texas.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, the Rooster came first, inside the chicken to make the egg.

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? I have no idea but he keeps leaving the stove on.

Are you ready to rumble? No but I am ready to get Jiggy with it.


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Amen on the Tootsie Roll! You could chip a tooth getting to the center of that Tootsie Pop.

Adam said...

If the fox says gibberish, no wonder they're hunted.

Liz A. said...

I actually have the answer to the woodchuck one. It's on a pencil I used to have somewhere...

Who are you? I believe The Who got into a bar fight with some younger band. The Sex Pistols? Someone like that.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg. The thing that laid the first chicken egg wasn't a chicken. (Evolution.)

anne marie in philly said...

who wrote the book of love? - who gives a shit.

tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me. - NO!

hey kids, what time is it? - ask siri

who is the POTUS? - it ain't donald dump, that's fer damn sure!

Jax said...

You just had to remind me of two girls one cup?? UGhhh bleh gag barf.

Birgit said...

Oh now these are funny. I have nothing more to add but I think Waldo saved Carmen and they are now going on a search for eat, pray, Love

DMS said...

Fun! Thanks for answering all these burning questions. :)

DEZMOND said...

I really should visit Texas!

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Sandra Cox said...

These were hilarious. Hard to pick a favorite, but I think it's Got Milk.


I loved this so much..

Tanza Erlambang said...

I am lucky that I like to eat muffin.....no body will give me nick name: a "muffin man"

Joanne said...

all so good. Here's one - Are you ready for some football???
No, I clicked to this channel for a jolly good cricket match.

CJ Kennedy said...

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

bookworm said...

Now I'm thinking of Betty White and how she defines muffins. Off I go now, to chuck some wood at woodchucks. I hate them. Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com

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