911 is only for emergencies. We all know that but there are some special people out there that call 911 when Mcdonalds forgot their chicken nuggets or the Wendy's drive-thru is closed. There are plenty of events and occurrences in our lives where calling 911 would be so convenient and helpful. Such as:
Realizing mid-poop that you have no toilet paper
You have your bowl full of cereal but no milk in the fridge
You stepped on a Lego, barefoot
You think there is a monster under the bed
The remote control is on the other side of the room
It's time for bed but the sink is full of dishes
You are the only one home and you can't open the jar of pickles
Your baby needs a diaper change ASAP
Your 3 year old son keeps asking WHY and you have no more answers
There is a spider on the wall
You can't get away from that annoying coworker
You are at the grocery store without your grocery list
You stepped in a puddle on got your sock and shoe all wet
Wendy's forgot to give you honey mustard for your nuggets
The garbage is full but it is raining out
Your wife needs one ingredient for dinner and she wants to send you out to the store
You stubbed your door on the corner of the bed frame
You are on hour 3 of building your new IKEA furniture
A coworker ate your yogurt that was in the work fridge
You smell a skunk
You stepped in a puddle on got your sock and shoe all wet
Wendy's forgot to give you honey mustard for your nuggets
The garbage is full but it is raining out
Your wife needs one ingredient for dinner and she wants to send you out to the store
You stubbed your door on the corner of the bed frame
You are on hour 3 of building your new IKEA furniture
A coworker ate your yogurt that was in the work fridge
You smell a skunk
19 comments:
You're printing a 50 page document and only have 49 sheets of paper.
You have a report that needs to get out in thirty minutes and there are no staples in your staple gun or in your desk.
You've jammed said report in the envelope using a paper clip, but don't have enough stamps because the PO raised their rates again.
I much prefer monsters under the bed than skeletons in the closet.
You're ready for bed and then the wife dumps a full load of clean laundry on the bed to put away.
Oh yeah, it's happened. More than once...
the cat is begging you to clean her litter box and you're all out of fresh litter.
I've called the police more often than I care to admit, and it usually involves wildlife. One time there was a bat on my window during the day. I didn't even know that we had bats on Long Island... Luckily they took my call seriously and collected the bat to test for rabies. Yuck.
I have done the bowl-full-of-cereal-no-milk thing. It's not so bad dry.
Those legos are deadly.
Heh. Good ones.
Your boss sexually harasses you and no one does anything about it. How about them apples?
Love,
Janie
The button on your shirt popped off and you don't have a needle and thread.
Many years ago in Washington state I called the local police (not 911) because I looked out the window and saw peacocks strolling down the street. The person who answered the call assured me that someone in the neighborhood owned the peacocks and they were fine.
Are you sure that's a skunk...?
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Not only is McDonald's ice cream machine broken, they can only take cash because the credit card machine is down too.
These are all good and stubbing ones toe on the bed frame does constitute a call. I have a good one and a true one....a devastating blizzard is going on for 3 days where people are dying or trapped in their cars that is under snow but you run out of cigarettes and call 911 to bring some to you. Now, this was during the Blizzard of ‘77 and before 911 but the local radio station that was taking emergency calls got this one and I heard it. The woman got royally reamed out by the announcer.
Good ones! Fun!
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