Recently I interviewed Chewbacca and got down to the nitty gritty. My question that always tumbled around in my head is what is in his bandolier? He told me it was for his Pez stash but I didn't believe it for a second. While he was taking a shower in the dressing room I opened up the bandolier to see what was inside. This is what I found:
Expired condoms, size extra wide
13 passion fruit lip balms
About 50 bobby pins
Playing cards
Dominoes
Miniature Magic Eight Ball
Sewing kit with only yellow thread
Matchstick boxes filled with white rice
A mouse skeleton
A recipe for sweet & sour meatballs
Tampons, size medium
3 Game Gear cartridges, Sonic the Hedgehog, Madden '95 and Mortal Kombat
Travel size floss, tooth paste, shampoo and conditioner
Chinese finger traps
Blue jellybeans
Bird seed
Richard Nixon Pez dispenser
Werther's Originals
Polaroid picture of Han Solo dressed as Batman
Tweezers
All the player pieces to Monopoly
Live frog
Stick on tattoos
Keys to a 1987 Toyota Camry
Soy sauce packets from different Chinese food restaurants
His baby teeth
17 comments:
Hey, that Camry has been in his family for years!
condoms AND tampons?
han solo dressed as batman?
man, those 2 have some MAJOR kink going on!
No wonder it expired, he hasn't seen his wife since the Christmas special
That's some list!
Everybody needs a pez stash, especially when in galaxy
How many baby teeth?
Are you sure that wasn't my purse you were looking through? Sounds like the exact same contents that are currently in my bag.
Why would he need the magic 8 ball? I can tell by the contents of this bag that he is a great decision maker. :)
I don't think I have that many weird items in my purse. That's a very interesting assortment of items for him to have. lol
This is such a fun post! Thanks you for giving me a great laugh!
How can you tell the keys are for an 87 and not an 88 Camry?
Everyone needs a live frog just because
mouse skeleton?
should be ancient mouse.
That is one crowded bandolier, and he is more than ready for rather a lot of emergencies, including but not limited to boring afternoon emergencies.
Well there's certainly an interesting array of finds in that bandolier;)
Did the mouse skeleton smell? Are we sure it wasn't alive in there once upon a time?
You forgot the photo of Marc Hamill dressed just in his undies showing off his best pose a la George from Seinfeld. He should also have the video of the Christmas special because...it is a keeper
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