Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Weird Laws: Part 18

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It is illegal to sell one's eye. What if I trade for it, like an eye for a nose?


It is illegal NOT to drink milk. Vegans are not welcome here.


Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. It is good to be a lesbian in Vermont. 


Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. So on Christmas or Martin Luther King Jr day it is perfectly acceptable?


The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment. That is bullshit. Those Squatches are always giving me purple nurples and atomic wedgies. 

West Virginia

Whistling underwater is prohibited. It upsets SpongeBob and Squidward. 


It is illegal to serve butter substitute in prison. Only butter makes a good lube. 


You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. The Easter Bunny and his family would like you to respect their privacy. 


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Or bad to be a lesbian - must be a lot of toothless ones in Vermont.
What about pictures of jackalopes? Are those acceptable?

Birgit said...

What if 2 female Sasquatches wish to marry and use butter? Now how did the underwater one come into being?

Liz A. said...

How can they make not doing something illegal? Are there milk police? Do they test you somehow for consumption? And what if you are lactose intolerant or allergic? Can you get a doctor's note?

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I'm scratching Utah off my list.

Adam said...

Thor isn't allowed in Texas.

Tanza Erlambang said...

Could SpongeBob and Squidward whistling above water in West Virginia?