Tuesday, May 14, 2019
Weird Laws: Part 18
If you find this post amusing and tickling your funny bone, there are seventeen others similar to this one in the 'Weird Laws' page tab under the header. (psst, next to the 'Home' button above)
Texas
It is illegal to sell one's eye. What if I trade for it, like an eye for a nose?
Utah
It is illegal NOT to drink milk. Vegans are not welcome here.
Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. It is good to be a lesbian in Vermont.
Virginia
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. So on Christmas or Martin Luther King Jr day it is perfectly acceptable?
Washington
The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment. That is bullshit. Those Squatches are always giving me purple nurples and atomic wedgies.
West Virginia
Whistling underwater is prohibited. It upsets SpongeBob and Squidward.
Wisconsin
It is illegal to serve butter substitute in prison. Only butter makes a good lube.
Wyoming
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. The Easter Bunny and his family would like you to respect their privacy.
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6 comments:
Or bad to be a lesbian - must be a lot of toothless ones in Vermont.
What about pictures of jackalopes? Are those acceptable?
What if 2 female Sasquatches wish to marry and use butter? Now how did the underwater one come into being?
How can they make not doing something illegal? Are there milk police? Do they test you somehow for consumption? And what if you are lactose intolerant or allergic? Can you get a doctor's note?
I'm scratching Utah off my list.
Thor isn't allowed in Texas.
Could SpongeBob and Squidward whistling above water in West Virginia?
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